1. e4 {BOOM! The King throws a pass up the field. Some coaches like to let the Queen throw it first, but she throws like a girl and BOOM! - that's when ya get intercepted.} c5 {They call this this Sicilian Mafia defense, after ol' Vito-what's-his-name. You know, that guy who caught you being disloyal and BOOM! had ya killed.} 2. Nc3 f5 {BOOM! A safety blitz. The guy ya least expects comes and hits ya.} 3. exf5 {The guard gets pulled off of blocking duty. Now BOOM! the big guys in the middle are going for the Quarterback.} Nf6 4. Nf3 d5 5. d4 {Here's a guy who doesn't mind stopping a two-man rush all by himself.} Bxf5 {BOOM! The backup safety subs in in the middle of the play. That's the tricky thing about this game. There's no penalty for having more than 11 men on the field.} 6. Bg5 e6 7. Bb5+ {BOOM! Those Bishops run a play just like a crossing route by two wide-outs.} Nc6 8. O-O {Here's a guy who feels safer after he steps back in the pocket.} Be7 9. Re1 O-O 10. h3 { Here's a guy who can't make up his mind what to move.} a6 11. Bd3 cxd4 12. Bxf5 {BOOM! This game is crazy. Right in the middle of a tackle, BOOM! someone makes a tackle somewhere else.} exf5 13. Nxd4 Nxd4 14. Qxd4 Rc8 15. Rad1 h6 16. Nxd5 {FUMBLE! There's a pile on the ball at the 5-yard line... PAT SUMMERALL: And there's a flag on the play. JOHN: And when the ref throws a flag, that's gonna be a penalty. PAT: And the black team heads to the locker room. JOHN: Oh well. All the pieces would have had to step back one square, so the King falls off the board, and BOOM! - it's a safety. I know teams hate punting, but I've never seen a team that hated it so much they'd rather quit. Screw it, I'm going back to football. This game has no touchdowns, and no Brett Favre.} *
