actually, it's nothing spectacular.
I probably should have lost, but I pulled this baby out of my posterior.
brings to mind the old Stevie Ray Vaughan song: "Crossfire"
[my opponent] was stranded, caught in the crossfire!
[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.12.6"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Best101"]
[Black "rubberjaw30"]
[Result "0-1"]
1. e2-e4 e7-e5 2. Ng1-f3 Nb8-c6 3. Bf1-b5 a7-a6 4. Bb5-a4 Ng8-f6 5. Nb1-c3 Bf8-b4 6. d2-d3 O-O 7. Bc1-g5 Bb4-e7 8. O-O Nc6-a5 9. Rf1-e1 b7-b5 10. Ba4-b3 Na5xb3 11. a2xb3 d7-d6 12. Nc3xb5 Bc8-b7 13. Nb5-c3 h7-h6 14. Bg5-h4 Nf6-g4 15. Bh4-g3 Be7-g5 16. Nf3xg5 Qd8xg5 17. h2-h3 Ng4-f6 18. Qd1-f3 Nf6-h5 19. Bg3-h4 Qg5xh4 20. Qf3-g4 Qh4xg4 21. h3xg4 Nh5-f4 22. g2-g3 Nf4-g6 23. Re1-e3 h6-h5 24. g4xh5 Ng6-h8 25. Ra1-a4 g7-g6 26. h5xg6 Nh8xg6 27. Ra4-c4 c7-c5 28. Rc4-a4 f7-f5 29. Re3-f3 f5xe4 30. Rf3xf8 Ra8xf8 31. d3xe4 Ng6-h8 32. Kg1-g2 Nh8-f7 33. f2-f3 Nf7-g5 34. b3-b4 Ng5xf3 35. b4xc5 d6xc5 36. Ra4-a3 Nf3-e1 37. Kg2-h3 Ne1xc2 38. Ra3-a5 Rf8-c8 39. Kh3-h4 Nc2-d4 40. g3-g4 Nd4-b5 41. Nc3xb5 a6xb5 42. Ra5xb5 Bb7xe4 43. g4-g5 Be4-d3 44. Rb5-b6 e5-e4 45. Rb6-e6 Kg8-f7 46. Re6-e5 c5-c4 47. Kh4-h5 Rc8-h8 48. Kh5-g4 Rh8-g8 49. Kg4-f5 e4-e3 50. Kf5-f4 e3-e2 51. Kf4-e3 Rg8-e8 52. Re5xe8 Kf7xe8 53. Ke3-d2 Ke8-f7 54. Kd2-e1 Kf7-g6 55. b2-b4 c4xb3 56. Ke1-d2 b3-b2 57. Kd2xd3 e2-e1=Q 58. Kd3-c2 b2-b1=Q 0-1
please, criticize all you want.
I stopped playing 1. ... e5 because my Ruy Lopez sucks.
(I played it here because it's unrated, and I knew the pain would be over in about twenty minutes)
yes, I do realize that I hung b5 (missed the pin after axb3)
and I'm sure there were a zillion other mistakes
but the finale was cool
[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2007.12.6"]
[Round "?"]
[White "maldoror"]
[Black "DeepRed"]
[Result "0-1"]
1. c2-c4 e7-e5 2. g2-g3 Ng8-f6 3. Bf1-g2 Bf8-c5 4. e2-e3 c7-c6 5. Ng1-f3 Qd8-c7 6. O-O d7-d5 7. Nb1-c3 Bc8-e6 8. Qd1-b3 b7-b6 9. d2-d3 O-O 10. Qb3-d1 Nb8-d7 11. e3-e4 d5-d4 12. Nc3-e2 Ra8-b8 13. Qd1-b3 a7-a5 14. Nf3-g5 b6-b5 15. Ng5xe6 f7xe6 16. Qb3-d1 b5xc4 17. d3xc4 Nd7-b6 18. Ne2xd4 e5xd4 19. f2-f3 d4-d3 20. Rf1-f2 Bc5xf2 21. Kg1xf2 Nb6xc4 22. Qd1-a4 Qc7-b6 23. Kf2-f1 d3-d2 24. Qa4xc4 d2-d1=Q 0-1