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greenpawn34

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...how do I get the adverts back?


Serious bit.
I am flattered, really I am, by the requests to join club and clans.

If I join one I fear I'll offend others and if join them all then it
will have an effect on your club/clan forums.

How can you talk about other club/clans and it's members when
there is someone who onboard from that club/clan?

End of serious bit.

So I'll start my own club.

The Green Pawn Club. I will be the only member and I will talk
to myself on my own forum. Eventually I will have a total crack down
(I'm halfway there already)

I'll demand that I remove me from my club and throw myself out.

Smiffy
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When you subscribe all adverts go 🙂 thats the beauty of subscribing.

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you should of course do your duty and join the illustrious Scotland club, why?? cause we got all the best players, our own website, forum, chat room, league and cup challenges, and most importantly cause we need you! naturally you would need to get rid of that union flag and fly the saltire, but its a small price for such untold riches, honour and glory!😀

greenpawn34

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You don't need me.

I'm Ok against some guys who make mistakes but when I hit
some of the good guys I'll get flattened.

My style is for OTB play only, I'm a quick mover and thrive on
complicated often lost positions (very often lost)
- Corres Chess is not for a mad hacker.

Though I did pull off an amazing win in corres chess when I
played for Scotland v Austria. My opponent resigned in a won position!

As for striking the colours.
Oh no sir, my great great grandfather Private Theodore Greenpawn the 1st
ran away from the battle of Waterloo defending that flag.

Every night before I retire, I log on - open up my home page
and salute the flag.

(and anyway - I don't know how to do it)

rc

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
You don't need me.

I'm Ok against some guys who make mistakes but when I hit
some of the good guys I'll get flattened.

My style is for OTB play only, I'm a quick mover and thrive on
complicated often lost positions (very often lost)
- Corres Chess is not for a mad hacker.

Though I did pull off an amazing win in corres chess when I
played for ...[text shortened]... n - open up my home page
and salute the flag.

(and anyway - I don't know how to do it)
lol, you know the Americans hang flags from their windows, i say we don't need flags, we have the royal family and politicians, and anyone who wishes to hang them upside down from their window is most welcome.

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Some Americans hang flags. Some swastika's. Some KKK flags.

Others just support bush. I can't much tell the difference any longer.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
...how do I get the adverts back?


Serious bit.
I am flattered, really I am, by the requests to join club and clans.

If I join one I fear I'll offend others and if join them all then it
will have an effect on your club/clan forums.

How can you talk about other club/clans and it's members when
there is someone who onboard from that club/clan ...[text shortened]... m halfway there already)

I'll demand that I remove me from my club and throw myself out.
youre wellcum at the bnl
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Don't listen to him Greenpawn! Clan 52

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no offense but why would you want the adverts back?

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Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Though I did pull off an amazing win in corres chess when I
played for Scotland v Austria. My opponent resigned in a won position!
That's in your book isn't it GP?

greenpawn34

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Originally posted by XXXchessguyXXX
no offense but why would you want the adverts back?
It was a joke...

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Joking? But...without the ads, you'll never know about the two free iPods you won.

I subscribed a while ago. I'm sure they must be up to free iPhones by now.

Russ is cheating us subscribers out of free goodies!

greenpawn34

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Originally posted by Ichibanov
Joking? But...without the ads, you'll never know about the two free iPods you won.

I subscribed a while ago. I'm sure they must be up to free iPhones by now.

Russ is cheating us subscribers out of free goodies!
My free IPOD and RHP handbook arrived in the post today.

The RHP handbook has adverts on the back cover for RYBKA
You just got to laugh.

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Now That You Are A Subscriber greenpawn34, perhaps you can stop clowning around and start playing chess? Read a chess book or two, it seems that empty vessels make the most noise. 😠

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Originally posted by Jie
[b]Now That You Are A Subscriber greenpawn34, perhaps you can stop clowning around and start playing chess? Read a chess book or two, it seems that empty vessels make the most noise. 😠[/b]
Although I'm of the opinion that Jie is the biggest jerk to (re)join this site in many a moon, he's right on the ball with his comments about greenpawn34.

Instead of wasting his and everybody else's time writing the sort of drivel you can find on his supposedly humourous "Chandler Cornered" column (http://www.chessedinburgh.co.uk/chandler.php) he could expend his chess energy much more profitably by writing a series of columns devoted to the many fascinating games played by the Uncrowned World Chess Champion, Ulf Andersson:
http://www.chessgames.com/player/ulf_andersson.html

Here is a game of his which I have been studying continuously for the last for the last twelve months:


The pure beauty of the symmetry of this game leaves one breathless. This is what chess is about.

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