Save me!! Any tournaments in NY from Jan 8-10th?

First off...I hate rich kids/spoiled brats.
There is a wedding for one of these vermin on January 10th 2010.

I was hoping there was a tournament that weekend(8th-10th) that I could attend and take byes in the later rounds to attend this disgusting ritual(that won't last because she goes through more men than I do underwear)
(Please don't ask why or how I go through so much underwear)

Anyone know of a tournament on that date that is close to the NY/CT border?

It is called..."Greenwich or Grenich...some lame rich town in Connecticut"

Any help?

I'm serious!! Help me.

I'm not joking...this is serious!

Quit laughing!!

haha.. I find it funny that you told us the situation you are in despite it being irrelevant, if anyone can answer your question they will do so no matter your intentions 🙂

You still have over a month until this wedding so I think you can afford to wait a day or so until someone answers your question.