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Ravello
The Rude©

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I found it in a Bobby Fischer link and think it's pretty funny:

-a good game can last 7 hoursor more and be enjoyed anytime without stopping.
-as soon as you finish a game,you're ready for another one.
-there are billions of mating positions.Always new!
-you can play chess on-line and find new partners anytime you like.
-you can't catch a disease from chess.The worst that can happen to you from sitting for too long is a sore rump.
-you don't have to chat up your opponents and send chocolate and roses before they agree to play.
-children can play chess as well.
-you can perform for a long time and still play chess well in old age.
-ugly players all get to mate.
-ugly opponents don't put you off your game.
-good players can take on hundreds of opponents at once.
-you can drink,smoke,and play chess simultaneosly.
-no one ever complains that you're moving too fast.
-in chess (not in sex) short games are highly valued.
-you don't have to kiss or hug your opponent after a game.
-in chess a quickie is often more satisfying than a long game.
-size doesn't matter.Mostplayers are satisfied with average chess boards.

😀😀

Marinkatomb
wotagr8game

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I think you've just expressed the feelings of at least 50% of the site lol, brilliant!

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England

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True, but we wuold not be here to play without sex.

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Robbo

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Originally posted by stoker
True, but we wuold not be here to play without sex.
We would not be able to play here without chess,

I see you're a sand-dancer (no offence intended), only a couple of miles away from you

Ravello
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what do you think is the best:sex after a chess game or a chess game after sex?

G
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With 50-odd games on the go, who the hell has time for sex??? 😕

Cow

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Originally posted by Ravello
what do you think is the best:sex after a chess game or a chess game after sex?
You gotta be kidding me mate ... I would put of Jordan, Anna Kournikova and Claudia Schiffer for the joy of playing chess ...

lol

As my name indicates ... chess or what ...

PS: still unbeaten hehehehe

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Originally posted by Ravello
what do you think is the best:sex after a chess game or a chess game after sex?
How about sex during a chess game? 😉

Ravello
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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
How about sex during a chess game? 😉
pretty hard to concentrate on moves..............and such moves......

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Godless Commie

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
How about sex during a chess game? 😉
Combine the 2 - play strip chess. Whenever a piece is removed from the board.....

Marinkatomb
wotagr8game

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Originally posted by Ravello
what do you think is the best:sex after a chess game or a chess game after sex?
sex before a chess game is even better, gets rid of those hormonal moves 🙂¬~

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The Mighty Messenger

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Sex? What's dat? "Steak and sex,my favorite pair/I have both 'em the same way,very rare!"(With apologies to Rodney Dangerfield)🙁

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Mouth for war

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in the movie gone in 60 seconds, the ? is asked, sex, or stealing a car. ans. how about both. trouble is, would be hard. shift. glad chess only comes with one type of tranny.

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"Long time no girlfriend? Then play chess and move you lady any way you want too!" 😉

Ravello
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Yep,maybe it's too long I don't have a girlfriend,maybe because I'm only worried about my chess.........

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