I found it in a Bobby Fischer link and think it's pretty funny:
-a good game can last 7 hoursor more and be enjoyed anytime without stopping.
-as soon as you finish a game,you're ready for another one.
-there are billions of mating positions.Always new!
-you can play chess on-line and find new partners anytime you like.
-you can't catch a disease from chess.The worst that can happen to you from sitting for too long is a sore rump.
-you don't have to chat up your opponents and send chocolate and roses before they agree to play.
-children can play chess as well.
-you can perform for a long time and still play chess well in old age.
-ugly players all get to mate.
-ugly opponents don't put you off your game.
-good players can take on hundreds of opponents at once.
-you can drink,smoke,and play chess simultaneosly.
-no one ever complains that you're moving too fast.
-in chess (not in sex) short games are highly valued.
-you don't have to kiss or hug your opponent after a game.
-in chess a quickie is often more satisfying than a long game.
-size doesn't matter.Mostplayers are satisfied with average chess boards.
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Originally posted by RavelloYou gotta be kidding me mate ... I would put of Jordan, Anna Kournikova and Claudia Schiffer for the joy of playing chess ...
what do you think is the best:sex after a chess game or a chess game after sex?
lol
As my name indicates ... chess or what ...
PS: still unbeaten hehehehe