I'll go first. I think this opening has potential, it just need to be refined a little.
[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2008.7.9"]
[Round "?"]
[White "NN"]
[Black "timmydoza"]
[Result "1-0"]
1. d2-d4 Nb8-c6 2. d4-d5 Nc6-b8 3. e2-e4 Ng8-f6 4. Nb1-c3 Nf6-g8 5. Ng1-f3 Ng8-f6 6. Bf1-e2 Nf6-g8 7. O-O Ng8-f6 8. Nf3-d4 Nf6-g8 9. f2-f4 Ng8-f6 10. e4-e5 Nf6-g8 11. f4-f5 Nb8-a6 12. f5-f6 Na6-b8 13. d5-d6 Nb8-a6 14. f6xe7 Na6-b8 15. e7xd8=R Ke8xd8 16. Rf1xf7 Nb8-a6 17. Rf7xf8 1-0
If your knight will get taken you have to switch knights. If both will then move them to the a or h files. Foolproof!