Here's one of the oddest games I've ever played. I was black. Time controls were 1 minute for the game. The playing wasn't good, but at least it's chess and not RJ.
1.e4 e5
2.Bc4 Nc6
3.Nf3 Bc5
4.Nc3 Nf6
5.d4 exd4
6.Nxd4 Nxd4
7.Na4 Nxc2+
8.Qxc2 Bxf2+
9.Kxf2 d5
10.exd5 Ng4+
11.Kg3 Nh6
12.Re1+ Kd7
13.Qe4 Re8
14.Qd4 Nf5+
15.Kg4 Nxd4
16.Nc5+ Kd6+ {Check!}
17.Kh5 g6+
18.Kh6 Nf5+
19.Kxh7 Qh4+ {And my opponent ran out of time.}