Originally posted by SwissGambit
Moderator: Good evening and welcome to the first Patzer-Skype session. We'll start by opening up the floor for your favorite patzerly stories and anecdotes.
Alan: Embarrassing moment last weekend ... I made a move, then went to the restroom, and when I came back, my Queen was gone!
Ted: I can beat that easily ... I got mated on move 11 by a kid that wa ...[text shortened]... a row. It was more like we were playing checkers and he was jumping over all my pieces.
Moose: "My opponent and I played several moves until I realized that his set was one of those with the extra queens, and he set his up with two queens and no king. He said that since we had already played more than 10 moves, it was too late to start over. I countered that, since he had no king, it was a draw because he had insufficient losing chances. We couldn't find the TD, but we did find the bar, so everything ended well. As best I can remember, anyway."