What I want for Christmas

Dear Santa,

I know you don't exist but it's worth a shot. This year, I only want one thing.

It's not money.
It's not nice clothes.
It's not even peace on Earth.

All I ask is that you make Mateuloser shut up and stop posting on the forums.

If you do that small thing for me, I will start a cult of Santa and its members will worship large marble and gold idols of your liking and give offerings of virgins and slayed animals. I swear to Santa Claus that I will.

Let thy will be done.

Your faithful servant,
Darvlay

Originally posted by darvlay
Dear Santa,

I know you don't exist but it's worth a shot. This year, I only want one thing.

It's not money.
It's not nice clothes.
It's not even peace on Earth.

All I ask is that you make Mateuloser shut up and stop posting on the forums.

If you do that small thing for me, I will start a cult of Santa and its members will worshi ...[text shortened]... I swear to Santa Claus that I will.

Let thy will be done.

Your faithful servant,
Darvlay

Originally posted by darvlay
Dear Santa,

I know you don't exist but it's worth a shot. This year, I only want one thing.

It's not money.
It's not nice clothes.
It's not even peace on Earth.

All I ask is that you make Mateuloser shut up and stop posting on the forums.

If you do that small thing for me, I will start a cult of Santa and its members will worshi ...[text shortened]... I swear to Santa Claus that I will.

Let thy will be done.

Your faithful servant,
Darvlay

Originally posted by mateulose
Be careful what you wish for, I may just stop posting on the forums to see what happens. . .

Originally posted by mateulose
Be careful what you wish for, I may just stop posting on the forums to see what happens. . .

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Whatever would I do with my time without your many threads?