Dear Santa,
I know you don't exist but it's worth a shot. This year, I only want one thing.
It's not money.
It's not nice clothes.
It's not even peace on Earth.
All I ask is that you make Mateuloser shut up and stop posting on the forums.
If you do that small thing for me, I will start a cult of Santa and its members will worship large marble and gold idols of your liking and give offerings of virgins and slayed animals. I swear to Santa Claus that I will.
Let thy will be done.
Your faithful servant,
Darvlay
Originally posted by darvlayHear,hear Santa!
Dear Santa,
I know you don't exist but it's worth a shot. This year, I only want one thing.
It's not money.
It's not nice clothes.
It's not even peace on Earth.
All I ask is that you make Mateuloser shut up and stop posting on the forums.
If you do that small thing for me, I will start a cult of Santa and its members will worshi ...[text shortened]... I swear to Santa Claus that I will.
Let thy will be done.
Your faithful servant,
Darvlay
Originally posted by darvlayBe careful what you wish for, I may just stop posting on the forums to see what happens. . .
Dear Santa,
I know you don't exist but it's worth a shot. This year, I only want one thing.
It's not money.
It's not nice clothes.
It's not even peace on Earth.
All I ask is that you make Mateuloser shut up and stop posting on the forums.
If you do that small thing for me, I will start a cult of Santa and its members will worshi ...[text shortened]... I swear to Santa Claus that I will.
Let thy will be done.
Your faithful servant,
Darvlay