Why do you care to play chess?

Originally posted by wormwood
just like heroin.

But a lot cheaper! 😉

Originally posted by synesis
But a lot cheaper! 😉

and better teeth.

Originally posted by HolyT
Your b-pawn made 5 captures in that game on its way to becoming a doomed queen, whose demise led to a 6th capture!

My b-pawn is my hero... 😉

Originally posted by MetBierOp
Do all your chesspieces talk to you? Did they ever tell you to become violent for no clear reason?

I sometimes have long philosophical conversations with my chess pieces, never about violence, and only when I'm drinking...