@moonbus saidHi Moon
Of course, I knew that you figured that out long ago. It merely reminded me of the "You are driver of a bus" riddle.
Getting back to the video you posted:
Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
How many bags full?
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There are few exceptions though:
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
fee, fi, fo fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
spring to mind.
I think you replied to the wrong post.
@moonbus saidOnly if you are a kit, cat, sack or wife.
I was going to St Ives, if I met them on the way, then they were all going the other way, so only one was going to St. Ives. Same trick as the one which starts out "You are the pilot of a commercial airliner. It holds 320 passengers and 9 crew. The plane will take a course from Miami to Oslo, nonstop, and cruise at 32,000 thousand feet, and 750 mph. The sun will rise a ...[text shortened]... t of the group will stay on in Oslo for a week's holiday. What color are the pilot's eyes?"
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@AverageJoe1 saidGorillas have never turned into people.
Here’s one
Why don’t gorillas turn into people any more??
Taking on all comers!
We evolved from a common ancestor, but followed different evolutionary paths.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidI have always been taught that that has not been resolved. Tell us more and your sources.
Gorillas have never turned into people.
We evolved from a common ancestor, but followed different evolutionary paths.
@AverageJoe1 saidIt's as basic as it can get in an understanding of evolution. If you're a creationist, well good luck with that.
I have always been taught that that has not been resolved. Tell us more and your sources.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidAre you another Sonhouse ? Your sentence evokes a surety of evolution .
It's as basic as it can get in an understanding of evolution. If you're a creationist, well good luck with that.
You libs know a lot of stuff
@AverageJoe1 saidYou asked why people don't turn into gorillas anymore. This (embarrassing) question alone demonstrated that you do not understand evolution, as nobody has claimed we ever evolved from gorillas.
Are you another Sonhouse ? Your sentence evokes a surety of evolution .
You libs know a lot of stuff
If it helps, think of evolution as a tree. We originated from the same trunk, but we are on an entirely different branch to a gorilla. (So at no stage in our evolutionary journey were humans ever gorillas).
Capeesh?
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidNo.
You asked why people don't turn into gorillas anymore. This (embarrassing) question alone demonstrated that you do not understand evolution, as nobody has claimed we ever evolved from gorillas.
If it helps, think of evolution as a tree. We originated from the same trunk, but we are on an entirely different branch to a gorilla. (So at no stage in our evolutionary journey were humans ever gorillas).
Capeesh?
But more over, this little spat is a great example for me to point out, which I have often on the forum is that liberals are devoid of humor. My saying why don’t gorillas turn into people anymore is meant to be humorous. Since liberals are only given to comedy like stand ups and jokes and pratfalls. I can understand why you did not pick up on this humor.
I don’t know where I heard that humor ears back, but I sure did get a kick out of it because I like humor.
On a sidenote, you will see humor in most of my posts. I think it lightens up the forum. Look back every one of the posts of sun house. You will not see one shred of humor, nor in the posts of marauder for that matter. This should tell you all something. Downright weird. Is it anger? I don’t know.
@AverageJoe1 saidYes sir, I believe you, it was humour and in no way a sign of your ignorance on the subject of evolution...
No.
But more over, this little spat is a great example for me to point out, which I have often on the forum is that liberals are devoid of humor. My saying why don’t gorillas turn into people anymore is meant to be humorous. Since liberals are only given to comedy like stand ups and jokes and pratfalls. I can understand why you did not pick up on this humor.
I don ...[text shortened]... r that matter. This should tell you all something. Downright weird. Is it anger? I don’t know.
@AverageJoe1 saidClarification: Stupidity isn't "humor".
No.
But more over, this little spat is a great example for me to point out, which I have often on the forum is that liberals are devoid of humor. My saying why don’t gorillas turn into people anymore is meant to be humorous. Since liberals are only given to comedy like stand ups and jokes and pratfalls. I can understand why you did not pick up on this humor.
I don ...[text shortened]... r that matter. This should tell you all something. Downright weird. Is it anger? I don’t know.
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@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidYou purport to know how we evolved? the sue person discounts creationism out of hand.
Yes sir, I believe you, it was humour and in no way a sign of your ignorance on the subject of evolution...
@AverageJoe1 saidDoesn't everybody with the capacity for rational thought?
You purport to know how we evolved? the sue person discounts creationism out of hand.