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@moonbus said
Of course, I knew that you figured that out long ago. It merely reminded me of the "You are driver of a bus" riddle.

Getting back to the video you posted:

Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
How many bags full?

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There are few exceptions though:

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.

fee, fi, fo fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

spring to mind.
Hi Moon

I think you replied to the wrong post.

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@Martin

Did I? Too early in the morning for me. The meds haven't kicked in yet.


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@moonbus said
I was going to St Ives, if I met them on the way, then they were all going the other way, so only one was going to St. Ives. Same trick as the one which starts out "You are the pilot of a commercial airliner. It holds 320 passengers and 9 crew. The plane will take a course from Miami to Oslo, nonstop, and cruise at 32,000 thousand feet, and 750 mph. The sun will rise a ...[text shortened]... t of the group will stay on in Oslo for a week's holiday. What color are the pilot's eyes?"


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Only if you are a kit, cat, sack or wife.

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Here’s one
Why don’t gorillas turn into people any more??
Taking on all comers!

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@AverageJoe1 said
Here’s one
Why don’t gorillas turn into people any more??
Taking on all comers!
Gorillas have never turned into people.

We evolved from a common ancestor, but followed different evolutionary paths.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Gorillas have never turned into people.

We evolved from a common ancestor, but followed different evolutionary paths.
I have always been taught that that has not been resolved. Tell us more and your sources.


@AverageJoe1 said
I have always been taught that that has not been resolved. Tell us more and your sources.
It's as basic as it can get in an understanding of evolution. If you're a creationist, well good luck with that.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
It's as basic as it can get in an understanding of evolution. If you're a creationist, well good luck with that.
Are you another Sonhouse ? Your sentence evokes a surety of evolution .
You libs know a lot of stuff


@AverageJoe1 said
Are you another Sonhouse ? Your sentence evokes a surety of evolution .
You libs know a lot of stuff
You asked why people don't turn into gorillas anymore. This (embarrassing) question alone demonstrated that you do not understand evolution, as nobody has claimed we ever evolved from gorillas.

If it helps, think of evolution as a tree. We originated from the same trunk, but we are on an entirely different branch to a gorilla. (So at no stage in our evolutionary journey were humans ever gorillas).

Capeesh?


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
You asked why people don't turn into gorillas anymore. This (embarrassing) question alone demonstrated that you do not understand evolution, as nobody has claimed we ever evolved from gorillas.

If it helps, think of evolution as a tree. We originated from the same trunk, but we are on an entirely different branch to a gorilla. (So at no stage in our evolutionary journey were humans ever gorillas).

Capeesh?
No.
But more over, this little spat is a great example for me to point out, which I have often on the forum is that liberals are devoid of humor. My saying why don’t gorillas turn into people anymore is meant to be humorous. Since liberals are only given to comedy like stand ups and jokes and pratfalls. I can understand why you did not pick up on this humor.
I don’t know where I heard that humor ears back, but I sure did get a kick out of it because I like humor.

On a sidenote, you will see humor in most of my posts. I think it lightens up the forum. Look back every one of the posts of sun house. You will not see one shred of humor, nor in the posts of marauder for that matter. This should tell you all something. Downright weird. Is it anger? I don’t know.


@AverageJoe1 said
No.
But more over, this little spat is a great example for me to point out, which I have often on the forum is that liberals are devoid of humor. My saying why don’t gorillas turn into people anymore is meant to be humorous. Since liberals are only given to comedy like stand ups and jokes and pratfalls. I can understand why you did not pick up on this humor.
I don ...[text shortened]... r that matter. This should tell you all something. Downright weird. Is it anger? I don’t know.
Yes sir, I believe you, it was humour and in no way a sign of your ignorance on the subject of evolution...


@AverageJoe1 said
No.
But more over, this little spat is a great example for me to point out, which I have often on the forum is that liberals are devoid of humor. My saying why don’t gorillas turn into people anymore is meant to be humorous. Since liberals are only given to comedy like stand ups and jokes and pratfalls. I can understand why you did not pick up on this humor.
I don ...[text shortened]... r that matter. This should tell you all something. Downright weird. Is it anger? I don’t know.
Clarification: Stupidity isn't "humor".

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Yes sir, I believe you, it was humour and in no way a sign of your ignorance on the subject of evolution...
You purport to know how we evolved? the sue person discounts creationism out of hand.


@AverageJoe1 said
You purport to know how we evolved? the sue person discounts creationism out of hand.
Doesn't everybody with the capacity for rational thought?

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