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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    05 Jan '08 14:44
    After complaining about the 'Pope' Riddle I felt that I should have a go! And it aint easy!

    This is my best attempt.


    I am red, white or blue,
    In fact any hue!
    I come in many flavours - even 'Lager & Lime'
    Most have tried me - from time to time.

    Except to a friend;
    Its 'Cordialment a vous' at the end.
    To someone you know - 'Cher Monsier' to begin,
    And this double entendre - to the Pope is a sin!

    What am I?
  2. 05 Jan '08 15:08
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    What am I?
    retarded.
  3. 05 Jan '08 15:30
    Light?
  4. 05 Jan '08 15:35
    A condom?
  5. 05 Jan '08 20:41
    Originally posted by wolfgang59


    What am I?
    ice cream
  6. 06 Jan '08 03:31
    Mail??
  7. 06 Jan '08 04:40
    A letter?
  8. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's about respect
    06 Jan '08 08:42
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    After complaining about the 'Pope' Riddle I felt that I should have a go! And it aint easy!

    This is my best attempt.


    I am red, white or blue,
    In fact any hue!
    I come in many flavours - even 'Lager & Lime'
    Most have tried me - from time to time.

    Except to a friend;
    Its 'Cordialment a vous' at the end.
    To someone you know - 'Cher Monsier' to begin,
    And this double entendre - to the Pope is a sin!

    What am I?
    It's very pretty and wonderfully cryptic if nothing else.

    I am red, white or blue,
    In fact any hue!

    It can be any color.

    I come in many flavours - even 'Lager & Lime'
    I don't know what has a 'Lager & Lime' flavor. Beer and lime sounds a bit like tequila and lime. I suspect Googling for that phrase would be helpful, but I won't do it unless you don't mind, wolf.

    Most have tried me - from time to time.
    For some reason this riddle up to here makes me think of puke.

    Except to a friend;
    Its 'Cordialment a vous' at the end.
    To someone you know - 'Cher Monsier' to begin,
    And this double entendre - to the Pope is a sin!

    I don't speak French. Sounds like "Please, Sir, friendship to you"? Again, online translator would be helpful but might be frowned upon.
  9. 06 Jan '08 12:46
    French letter?
  10. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    06 Jan '08 15:06 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by Green Paladin
    French letter?
    Bingo! Very well done! It is indeed a French Letter (condom)

    For the benefit of the non-Brits, Lager&Lime was a popular drink in the 80's ... so popular that the condom vending machines in pubs started dispensing Lager&Lime flavour alongside Strawberry and Banana!