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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. Standard member uzless
    The So Fist
    01 Sep '06 15:20 / 1 edit
    Jack and Jill went up the Hill
    Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
    Jill came down with $2.50,
    _________________________
  2. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    01 Sep '06 16:34
    And is now expecting Jack's daughter!
  3. Standard member uzless
    The So Fist
    01 Sep '06 17:21
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    And is now expecting Jack's daughter!
    that's actually rhymes better than the real answer....good job Bowman.
  4. 01 Sep '06 21:22
    Originally posted by uzless
    Jack and Jill went up the Hill
    Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
    Jill came down with $2.50,
    _________________________
    And was glad that Jack had bought her.
  5. 01 Sep '06 22:10
    And Jack came down broke.
  6. 02 Sep '06 01:27
    She didn't go up for water.
  7. 02 Sep '06 02:32
    Originally posted by uzless
    Jack and Jill went up the Hill
    Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
    Jill came down with $2.50,
    _________________________
    And Jack came down with nothing but a quarter.
  8. 02 Sep '06 20:49
    Originally posted by DJSoto
    And Jack came down with nothing but a quarter.
    he dosen't have anything if Jill has his money. $1.25 + $1.25 = $2.50
  9. 02 Sep '06 20:50
    Originally posted by uzless
    Jack and Jill went up the Hill
    Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
    Jill came down with $2.50,
    _________________________
    but jack with nothing but water
  10. 02 Sep '06 21:06
    Originally posted by tomtom232
    he dosen't have anything if Jill has his money. $1.25 + $1.25 = $2.50
    And "Quarter" and "Quarter" don't rhyme
  11. 03 Sep '06 02:47
    Originally posted by thespacemonkey
    And "Quarter" and "Quarter" don't rhyme
    Jill got nailed.
  12. Standard member Briscoe
    Consigliere
    04 Sep '06 04:26
    Originally posted by uzless
    Jack and Jill went up the Hill
    Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
    Jill came down with $2.50,
    _________________________
    "what a f%ckin sl%t"

    Andrew Dice Clay
  13. Standard member uzless
    The So Fist
    05 Sep '06 17:29
    Originally posted by Briscoe
    "what a f%ckin sl%t"

    Andrew Dice Clay
    replace sl%t with "whore" and you'd be correct
  14. Subscriber sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    05 Sep '06 17:44
    Originally posted by uzless
    replace sl%t with "whore" and you'd be correct
    Another one of his, Mary Mary quite contrary,
    shave your pussy
    It's so dam hairy.
  15. Standard member JYD
    05 Sep '06 20:12
    I know it as:
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to fetch a pail of water
    stupid Jill forgot the pill
    and now they have a daughter