Complete the sentence....

Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
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And is now expecting Jack's daughter!

Originally posted by Bowmann
And is now expecting Jack's daughter!

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
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And Jack came down broke.

She didn't go up for water.

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
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Originally posted by DJSoto
And Jack came down with nothing but a quarter.

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
_________________________

Originally posted by tomtom232
he dosen't have anything if Jill has his money. $1.25 + $1.25 = $2.50

Originally posted by thespacemonkey
And "Quarter" and "Quarter" don't rhyme

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
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Originally posted by Briscoe
"what a f%ckin sl%t"

Andrew Dice Clay

Originally posted by uzless
replace sl%t with "whore" and you'd be correct

I know it as:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a daughter