Complete the sentence....

Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
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And is now expecting Jack's daughter!

Originally posted by Bowmann
And is now expecting Jack's daughter!

that's actually rhymes better than the real answer....good job Bowman.

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
_________________________

And was glad that Jack had bought her.

And Jack came down broke.

She didn't go up for water.

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
_________________________

And Jack came down with nothing but a quarter.

Originally posted by DJSoto
And Jack came down with nothing but a quarter.

he dosen't have anything if Jill has his money. $1.25 + $1.25 = $2.50

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
_________________________

but jack with nothing but water

Originally posted by tomtom232
he dosen't have anything if Jill has his money. $1.25 + $1.25 = $2.50

And "Quarter" and "Quarter" don't rhyme

Originally posted by thespacemonkey
And "Quarter" and "Quarter" don't rhyme

Jill got nailed.

Originally posted by uzless
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
_________________________

"what a f%ckin sl%t"

Andrew Dice Clay

Originally posted by Briscoe
"what a f%ckin sl%t"

Andrew Dice Clay

replace sl%t with "whore" and you'd be correct

Originally posted by uzless
replace sl%t with "whore" and you'd be correct

Another one of his, Mary Mary quite contrary,
shave your pussy
It's so dam hairy.

I know it as:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a daughter