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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. Standard member neonpeon41
    The Conductor
    15 Nov '08 03:28
    Uans appona taim uas tri berrese; mamma berre, pappa berre, e bebi berre. Live inne contri nire foresta. Naise Aus (no moghegg.) Uanna dei pappa, mamma, e beibi go tooda bece, onie a furghette locce di doore.

    Bai enne bai commese Boldilocchese. Sci garra nattinghe tu do batte maihe troble enne slipse in olle beddse. Letel slobbe!

    Bei enne bai commese omme di tri berrese, ole sonnebronnde, enne send inne scius. Dei garra no fudde; die garra no beddse. Enne ura dei goine due to Boldilocchese? Tro erre inee strit? Colle Puissemenene? FETTE CIENZIE!

    Dei uas Italien Berres, erne dei slippe onna florre.

    Boldilocchese stei derre tri uicase; itte aute ausenomme, en guist bicose die eshe erre tu meiche di beddse. Sei runne omme criane to erre mamma.

    np
  2. Standard member PocketKings
    Banned from edits
    15 Nov '08 04:02
    Originally posted by neonpeon41
    Uans appona taim uas tri berrese; mamma berre, pappa berre, e bebi berre. Live inne contri nire foresta. Naise Aus (no moghegg.) Uanna dei pappa, mamma, e beibi go tooda bece, onie a furghette locce di doore.

    Bai enne bai commese Boldilocchese. Sci garra nattinghe tu do batte maihe troble enne slipse in olle beddse. Letel slobbe!

    Bei enne bai c ...[text shortened]... , en guist bicose die eshe erre tu meiche di beddse. Sei runne omme criane to erre mamma.

    np
    Goldilocks and the 3 bears
  3. 15 Nov '08 07:16
    Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

    See the løveli lakes

    The wøndërful telephøne system

    And mäni interesting furry animals

    Including the majestik møøse

    A Møøse once bit my sister...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
  4. 15 Nov '08 08:08
    Originally posted by ketch90
    Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

    See the løveli lakes

    The wøndërful telephøne system

    And mäni interesting furry animals

    Including the majestik møøse

    A Møøse once bit my sister...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo ...[text shortened]... n", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
    Please, can you translate this?
  5. Standard member neonpeon41
    The Conductor
    16 Nov '08 00:47
    Originally posted by ketch90
    Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

    See the løveli lakes

    The wøndërful telephøne system

    And mäni interesting furry animals

    Including the majestik møøse

    A Møøse once bit my sister...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo ...[text shortened]... n", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
    The people responsible for the credits have been sacked.

    np
  6. 16 Nov '08 01:49
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  7. Subscriber sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    29 Nov '08 17:32
    Originally posted by ketch90
    We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
    responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
    have been sacked.
    And they are all now bagladies.