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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. 18 Sep '05 12:24
    get out of check mate if you cant your gayGame 1416676
  2. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    18 Sep '05 12:35
    You really must not ask for help like this. No matter how difficult the position is for you.
  3. 18 Sep '05 12:38
    im not asking for help you nob
  4. 18 Sep '05 12:48
    If you look im not going to be in checkmate next move
  5. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    18 Sep '05 14:15
    Originally posted by jord253
    get out of check mate if you cant your gayGame 1416676
    So, if I couldn't avoid checkmate on the next move, playing black, that fact alone makes me homosexual? So, if I were unable to find e6 or Nf6, I'd be interested in men? hmmm, interesting.
  6. Standard member Freddie2008
    9 Edits
    18 Sep '05 16:12 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by ark13
    So, if I couldn't avoid checkmate on the next move, playing black, that fact alone makes me homosexual? So, if I were unable to find e6 or Nf6, I'd be interested in men? hmmm, interesting.
    or Nh6 or d6 or f6
  7. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    18 Sep '05 17:50
    Originally posted by Freddie2004
    or Nh6 or d6 or f6
    Or Qc8. I was just looking at the good options.
  8. 18 Sep '05 18:20
    Originally posted by ark13
    I was just looking at the good options.
    too bad you seem to have problems finding those in our game...
  9. 18 Sep '05 18:21
    Originally posted by ark13
    Or Qc8. I was just looking at the good options.
    Qc8 doesn't get out of mate. There is also d5 and f5.

    BTW: Does d6 get out of mate?
  10. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    19 Sep '05 00:07
    Originally posted by jord253
    im not asking for help you nob
    Listen, Turd253. You must NOT comment on games in progress. Especially your own.

    If you need help, seek it in the proper ways.
  11. 19 Sep '05 17:11
    im not the 1 lsoing you willy im only 12
  12. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    20 Sep '05 23:24
    Originally posted by fetofs
    Qc8 doesn't get out of mate. There is also d5 and f5.

    BTW: Does d6 get out of mate?
    I just meant that it got out of mate in one.

    PS: Jusuh, are you really this desperate to be a jerk? You're not winning. You're going to have to accept that fact at some point.
  13. Standard member XanthosNZ
    Cancerous Bus Crash
    20 Sep '05 23:31
    Originally posted by jord253
    im not the 1 lsoing you willy im only 12
    Not another one.
  14. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    20 Sep '05 23:57
    Originally posted by jord253
    im not the 1 lsoing you willy im only 12
    I fail to see what being twelve has to do with your progress in this game.

    But I do think you ought to seriously consider the consequences of discussing your game whilst it is still under way. War is war. One cannot simply request assistance as soon as one finds oneself in a difficult or lost position. That wouldn't be cricket. Or chess.
  15. 21 Sep '05 01:13
    Originally posted by jord253
    im not the 1 lsoing you willy im only 12
    Congratulations on being only 12