Originally posted by kcams
you move to a new town which has only 2 dentists, none of the people in the town will tell you either who their dentist is or who anyone elses dentist is.
all you know is tha half the town have really bad teeth and the other half are all perfect.
you arrange to meet both dentists before making the decision, the first dentist has really bad teeth, and th ...[text shortened]... g other than the one with good teeth because he has good teth, it does involve lateral thinking.
The one with the bad teeth, because unless they both work on themselves using a complicated system of mirrors then the one with good teeth has his gummy, halitosis afflicted colleague to thank for his own pristine, mega watted grin.
Of course, given that the townsfolk are so insular that they will not even tell me which dentist to go to, I may well actually leave altogether and my new dentist will actually be in teh totally new town I finally settle on - a town where people are not afraid to voice dental related opinions.