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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. 05 Aug '03 14:32

    Smart Alec sat in biology class with a smug grin on his face.
    What are you looking so pleased about? asked the teacher
    with a feeling of impending doom.I know something that has
    four legs and two arms, announced Alec proudly.The teacher
    racked his brains but could think of no creature which fitted the
    description.What did Alec mean?
  2. Standard member royalchicken
    CHAOS GHOST!!!
    05 Aug '03 14:33
    Originally posted by ivanhoe

    Smart Alec sat in biology class with a smug grin on his face.
    What are you looking so pleased about? asked the teacher
    with a feeling of impending doom.I know something that has
    four legs and two arms, announced Alec proudly.The teacher
    racked his brains but could think of no creature which fitted the
    description.What did Alec mean?
    An armchair? I failed biology...
  3. 05 Aug '03 14:35


    You've got it !!
    Ten points for you !!
  4. 05 Aug '03 22:33
    What has three legs and gets you wet & sweaty?
  5. 05 Aug '03 23:28
    What has three legs and gets you wet & sweaty

    Are you sure about the three legs ?

    IvanH.
  6. 06 Aug '03 13:03
    Originally posted by ivanhoe
    What has three legs and gets you wet & sweaty

    Are you sure about the three legs ?

    IvanH.
    Completely sure!
  7. Donation belgianfreak
    stitching you up
    06 Aug '03 16:00
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    What has three legs and gets you wet & sweaty?
    triathalon?
  8. 06 Aug '03 19:12
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    What has three legs and gets you wet & sweaty?

    Well , it doesn't have exactly three legs , but it's the only
    thing I can come up with that fits the description in some way.
    It does have three in it and it makes you very wet and sweaty,
    the closer you get ...

    The answer is Trinitrotoluene .......

    IvanH.
  9. Standard member orkyboy
    Looooney Ork
    06 Aug '03 19:21
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    What has three legs and gets you wet & sweaty?
    Is it a 3x100m relay or something like that?
  10. 06 Aug '03 21:52
    Originally posted by belgianfreak
    triathalon?
    Congratulations and all hail belgianfreak. What colour Ferrari would you like sir? A triathlon has 3 legs and would certainly get me all wet and sweaty.
  11. 07 Aug '03 14:17

    Hey yo iamatiger , what about the trinitrotoluene ?

    It has three chemical "legs"and it will get you
    pretty sweaty and wet when you hold it in your hands ...

    IvanH.
  12. 07 Aug '03 14:36
    Originally posted by ivanhoe

    Hey yo iamatiger , what about the trinitrotoluene ?

    It has three chemical "legs"and it will get you
    pretty sweaty and wet when you hold it in your hands ...

    IvanH.
    Yo Bro Ivanho.
    TNT is not as good for this purpose as a triathlon. It sure gets you wet and sweaty, but not quite as wet as a triathlon's swimming stage will get you.
  13. 07 Aug '03 14:50


    All right , no Red Ferrari this time ...

    IvanH.
  14. 07 Aug '03 20:01
    Originally posted by ivanhoe


    All right , no Red Ferrari this time ...

    IvanH.
    You can have a Red Honda if you like
  15. 07 Aug '03 21:27
    You can have a Red Honda if you like

    A four wheel drive , yeah !
    Make sure the ashtrays are empty ...

    IvanH.