Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

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    14 Jul '09 17:22
    You are stuck in a room and there is no way to get out. All u have is a bat, a matress, and a calender what do u do to survive

    P.S I will email u if u are right
  2. Standard memberleestatic
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    15 Jul '09 19:27
    Originally posted by GeorgeCarr
    You are stuck in a room and there is no way to get out. All u have is a bat, a matress, and a calender what do u do to survive

    P.S I will email u if u are right
    Bat, Swing 3 times and miss to get out.
    Matress, roll off it to get out of bed.
    Calender, wait , get out of date
  3. Standard memberskeeter
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    28 Jul '09 11:14
    Well now, lets see: Take the'meat' off the bat, the 'stuffing' from the mattress along with the 'dates' from the calendar and that's plenty to survive on. Who said anything about trying to get out ??

    skeeter
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    28 Jul '09 11:242 edits
    Originally posted by skeeter
    Well now, lets see: Take the'meat' off the bat, the 'stuffing' from the mattress along with the 'dates' from the calendar and that's plenty to survive on. Who said anything about trying to get out ??

    skeeter
    You are stuck in a room and there is no way to get out. All u have is a bat, a matress, and a calender what do u do to survive



    I don't need to survive in the room, i've found a way out.
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    28 Jul '09 20:171 edit
    Originally posted by leestatic
    You are stuck in a room and[b] there is no way to get out. All u have is a bat, a matress, and a calender what do u do to survive



    I don't need to survive in the room, i've found a way out.[/b]
    😵

    So your proposed solution contradicts information given in the problem statement.

    You get a big fat FAIL!
  6. Standard memberskeeter
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    30 Jul '09 08:30
    Originally posted by LemonJello
    😵

    So your proposed solution contradicts information given in the problem statement.

    You get a big fat FAIL!
    ...and so by that definition, I win😏

    skeeter
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    30 Jul '09 19:551 edit
    Originally posted by skeeter
    ...and so by that definition, I win😏

    skeeter
    I suppose, but how long do you expect to survive without water?
  8. Subscriberthaughbaer
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    09 Aug '09 18:00
    You disturb the bat. They are a protected species and some moron from the council will soon turn up,
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    10 Aug '09 07:50
    Originally posted by LemonJello
    I suppose, but how long do you expect to survive without water?
    Longevity of survival was never a factor in the original situational statement.

    I still win. Meh.

    skeeter
  10. Standard memberDaemon Sin
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    10 Aug '09 11:35
    Originally posted by GeorgeCarr
    You are stuck in a room and there is no way to get out. All u have is a bat, a matress, and a calender what do u do to survive

    P.S I will email u if u are right
    It's usually a calendar, mattress and piano:

    Use the dates from the calendar to eat, the springs from the bed to drink and the keys from the piano to get out.

    No idea how you get keys from a bat though...
  11. Standard memberforkedknight
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    10 Aug '09 22:12
    Originally posted by Daemon Sin
    It's usually a calendar, mattress and piano:

    Use the dates from the calendar to eat, the springs from the bed to drink and the keys from the piano to get out.

    No idea how you get keys from a bat though...
    What if you're stuck with one of those crappy foam mattresses or a fancy tempurpedic one?
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