Originally posted by chess kid1me when i look in a mirror?
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
polar bears turn white with shock,
you cry with fear,
guys' bladders explode,
girls' hair gets all frizzy,
celebrities [no comment],
normal people are beautiful celebrities compared to me,
pancakes turn brown with my ugly, cheery disposition,
champagne bubbles at my presence,
i have quite a few zits, and they pop,
i'm not so easy on the eyes, so you'll pop.
The answer? Me looking in a mirror.
Originally posted by chess kid1I wanna try!!!
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Pinochio! No no thats not it, but its random~😛😕
Originally posted by DJSoto!!!!!????? What is that!!!!!?????
me when i look in a mirror?
polar bears turn white with shock,
you cry with fear,
guys' bladders explode,
girls' hair gets all frizzy,
celebrities [no comment],
normal people are beautiful celebrities compared to me,
pancakes turn brown with my ugly, cheery disposition,
champagne bubbles at my presence,
i have quite a few zits, and they pop,
i'm not so easy on the eyes, so you'll pop.
The answer? Me looking in a mirror.