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How many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Three. One dirty, stinking ape to screw in the light bulb, and two other dirty, stinking apes to throw feces at each other.

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It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.

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Originally posted by bobbicus
It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
LOL!!! Now, THAT was funny! 🙂

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Originally posted by bobbicus
It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
I have to admit, that's pretty damn funny. I instantly got a mental picture of a 2-ape porno as viewed through a fish-eye lens. WEEEeeeoooOOOWWW!!!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
Three. One dirty, stinking ape to screw in the light bulb, and two other dirty, stinking apes to throw feces at each other.
Let me guess, Family Guy, right?

Peter was never a really good joke teller....

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Originally posted by Nemesio
Let me guess, Family Guy, right?

Peter was never a really good joke teller....

Nemesio
You got that right. Remember that episode, where he's hanging in a net on the Planet of the Apes? Obviously you do. Classic.

Jokes. I like jokes.

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I adapted it from "How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb."

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Originally posted by PBE6
You got that right. Remember that episode, where he's hanging in a net on the Planet of the Apes? Obviously you do. Classic.

Jokes. I like jokes.
I've seen every episode multiple times. I recently received the
complete DVD collection for Christmas. A brilliant show, and
I look forward to seeing a new episode on 1 May this year.

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Originally posted by Nemesio
I've seen every episode multiple times. I recently received the
complete DVD collection for Christmas. A brilliant show, and
I look forward to seeing a new episode on 1 May this year.

Nemesio
It is a brilliant. I got that DVD collection too (but my brother stole Disc 2 - the one with "Peter Peter Caviar Eater"...she'll pretty much have too LOL!). Classic.

It's starting up again May 1? I can't wait. It's amazing how fan support actually brought back a cancelled show. I don't think that's ever happened before - not even with Star Trek geeks!

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Originally posted by PBE6
It's starting up again May 1? I can't wait. It's amazing how fan support actually brought back a cancelled show. I don't think that's ever happened before - not even with Star Trek geeks!

As far as I know, it is unprecedented.

With shows with long running histories, like Star Trek,
Cheers, or, now, with NYPD Blue, those shows became
tired, having run their course. To bring them back would
only to be embracing the mediocrity to which those shows
generally sunk.

With Family Guy, though, it was cut, not because of poor
ratings or lack of interest, but because its content was 'too
controversial' for some. It was at its height and snuffed
too quickly. Fox is trying to recover from that. I don't
know if it will pick up the following it had (the Cartoon
Network's Adult Swim has helped maintain it), but we
shall see (I hope).

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Originally posted by bobbicus
It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
This took me like 15 seconds to comprehend. Very funny.

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