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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    20 Jan '05 16:17
    How many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  2. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    21 Jan '05 15:30
    Three. One dirty, stinking ape to screw in the light bulb, and two other dirty, stinking apes to throw feces at each other.
  3. 24 Jan '05 19:24
    It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
  4. Standard member Palynka
    Upward Spiral
    24 Jan '05 20:51
    Originally posted by bobbicus
    It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
    LOL!!! Now, THAT was funny!
  5. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    24 Jan '05 20:58
    Originally posted by bobbicus
    It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
    I have to admit, that's pretty damn funny. I instantly got a mental picture of a 2-ape porno as viewed through a fish-eye lens. WEEEeeeoooOOOWWW!!!!

  6. Standard member Nemesio
    Ursulakantor
    25 Jan '05 04:26
    Originally posted by PBE6
    Three. One dirty, stinking ape to screw in the light bulb, and two other dirty, stinking apes to throw feces at each other.
    Let me guess, Family Guy, right?

    Peter was never a really good joke teller....

    Nemesio
  7. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    25 Jan '05 20:21
    Originally posted by Nemesio
    Let me guess, Family Guy, right?

    Peter was never a really good joke teller....

    Nemesio
    You got that right. Remember that episode, where he's hanging in a net on the Planet of the Apes? Obviously you do. Classic.

    Jokes. I like jokes.
  8. 27 Jan '05 13:48
    I adapted it from "How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb."
  9. Standard member Nemesio
    Ursulakantor
    27 Jan '05 20:46
    Originally posted by PBE6
    You got that right. Remember that episode, where he's hanging in a net on the Planet of the Apes? Obviously you do. Classic.

    Jokes. I like jokes.
    I've seen every episode multiple times. I recently received the
    complete DVD collection for Christmas. A brilliant show, and
    I look forward to seeing a new episode on 1 May this year.

    Nemesio
  10. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    27 Jan '05 21:01
    Originally posted by Nemesio
    I've seen every episode multiple times. I recently received the
    complete DVD collection for Christmas. A brilliant show, and
    I look forward to seeing a new episode on 1 May this year.

    Nemesio
    It is a brilliant. I got that DVD collection too (but my brother stole Disc 2 - the one with "Peter Peter Caviar Eater"...she'll pretty much have too LOL!). Classic.

    It's starting up again May 1? I can't wait. It's amazing how fan support actually brought back a cancelled show. I don't think that's ever happened before - not even with Star Trek geeks!

  11. Standard member Nemesio
    Ursulakantor
    28 Jan '05 03:01
    Originally posted by PBE6
    It's starting up again May 1? I can't wait. It's amazing how fan support actually brought back a cancelled show. I don't think that's ever happened before - not even with Star Trek geeks!

    As far as I know, it is unprecedented.

    With shows with long running histories, like Star Trek,
    Cheers, or, now, with NYPD Blue, those shows became
    tired, having run their course. To bring them back would
    only to be embracing the mediocrity to which those shows
    generally sunk.

    With Family Guy, though, it was cut, not because of poor
    ratings or lack of interest, but because its content was 'too
    controversial' for some. It was at its height and snuffed
    too quickly. Fox is trying to recover from that. I don't
    know if it will pick up the following it had (the Cartoon
    Network's Adult Swim has helped maintain it), but we
    shall see (I hope).

    Nemesio

  12. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    Proud Boys Beware
    30 Jan '05 13:55
    Originally posted by bobbicus
    It takes 2 dirty stinking apes to screw in a light bulb. The problem is getting them in the light bulb.
    This took me like 15 seconds to comprehend. Very funny.