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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. 03 Jul '06 18:04
  2. 03 Jul '06 18:05
    The first doctor is the other doctors son, but the other doctor is not the first doctors father. Who is the other doctor?
  3. Standard member XanthosNZ
    Cancerous Bus Crash
    03 Jul '06 21:00
    Mother of God you are annoying.
  4. 03 Jul '06 21:14 / 1 edit
    I told you. But you had to come and see for yourself didn't you.
  5. 03 Jul '06 22:44
    his son
  6. 03 Jul '06 23:08 / 2 edits
    Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
    this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
    my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

    This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
    now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
    to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
    and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
    for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
    of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

    Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
    and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
    my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
    because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

    Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
    and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
    cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
    as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

    Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
    I'm my own grandpa.
    it sounds funny I know but it really is so,
    oh, I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa...
    it sounds funny I know
    but it really is so
    oh, I'm my own grandpa......
  7. 04 Jul '06 00:04
    Originally posted by LinkHyrule
    The first doctor is the other doctors son, but the other doctor is not the first doctors father. Who is the other doctor?
    It's probably the doctor that uses a ladyshaver.
  8. 04 Jul '06 00:06
    Of course
  9. 05 Jul '06 12:50
    Originally posted by Gastel
    Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
    this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
    my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

    This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
    now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
    to complicate t ...[text shortened]... andpa...
    it sounds funny I know
    but it really is so
    oh, I'm my own grandpa......
    lol, the oldest riddle ever spoken, (well not really, but i'm not being picky)
  10. 05 Jul '06 12:51
    in fact, it's a song.
  11. Subscriber Suzianne
    Misfit Queen
    05 Jul '06 14:15
    I believe this is the real reason they invented capital punishment.
  12. 05 Jul '06 15:22
    Isnt anybody going to answer the q?
  13. Subscriber Suzianne
    Misfit Queen
    06 Jul '06 14:03
    Originally posted by LinkHyrule
    Isnt anybody going to answer the q?
    I believe XanthosNZ answered the question quite adequately.
  14. 08 Jul '06 06:08
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I believe XanthosNZ answered the question quite adequately.
    you are correct,but his answer was kind of annoying so i decided to discard it
  15. 09 Jul '06 16:57
    Originally posted by LinkHyrule
    you are correct,but his answer was kind of annoying so i decided to discard it
    Your question was kind of annoying, so I think we all decided to discard it.