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I can't see, I can't wave, I'm not a man and yet I shave?
Voice of Reason
a razor
feckin' 'ell
Originally posted by Zort BoyI can't see, I can't wave, I'm not a man and yet I shave?
catfoodtim was closest. It is a blind crippled woman with a hairy back. He wins the "David Niven Memorial Codpiece"