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Who Would Win?

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A knock down, drag out brawl. Ten dudes on each team.

1) Navy men on shore leave
2) Cops
3) Ghetto streetfighters
4) Black belts in various martial arts
5) Firemen

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
A knock down, drag out brawl. Ten dudes on each team.

1) Navy men on shore leave
2) Cops
3) Ghetto streetfighters
4) Black belts in various martial arts
5) Firemen
firemen

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The Navy men would be too busy heading for the nearest bar to do any fighting. They'd leave.

The black belts would then kick the stuffing out of the street fighters when the former saw the latter reaching for knives and various weapons.

Then the cops would get beat up by the black belts while the former were walking around handcuffing the street fighters and reading them their rights.

Then the black belts would turn on each other, knowing that they presented the greatest risk, and beat each other senseless.

The firemen would throw the downed combatnats over their shoulders and carry them to ambulances and squad cars. But being modest, as firemen are, they wouldn't claim any victory.

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Ooh! What about thowing a cowboy team in there!

This thread is starting to sound like the Village People.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Ooh! What about thowing a cowboy team in there!

This thread is starting to sound like the Village People.
you mean like the football team? They get their asses kicked.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Ooh! What about thowing a cowboy team in there!

This thread is starting to sound like the Village People.
so wat actually happens?

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The firemen are too busy pumping iron, politicking, and preening to get involved. In the end, though they win because they spent their time politicking to make the other guys look bad. It is just the way that fire departments operate.

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Originally posted by Banana King
so wat actually happens?
I don't know! Sounds like everybody lost except the Sailors and Firemen who didn't even fight.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I don't know! Sounds like everybody lost except the Sailors and Firemen who didn't even fight.
And everybody who enjoyed their songs. Let's not forget the little people.

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Chuck Norris, I guess.

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Originally posted by tharkesh
Chuck Norris, I guess.
😀

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
A knock down, drag out brawl. Ten dudes on each team.

1) Navy men on shore leave
2) Cops
3) Ghetto streetfighters
4) Black belts in various martial arts
5) Firemen
they all win,all real men love a good ruck,punch up etc,showing off their injuries with pride the next day,saying if u think i look bad u should see the other dudes.