Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

The correct answers are posted below. There are no other correct answers. Did you get all five?












































































1. Because it was chicken.
2. Because the other side of the road was not interesting.
3. Because it was already across the road, having been down that road before.
4. Because some things just can't be explained without resorting to conjecture, the answer must remain inscruitable.
5. Because, just because, so there.

6. There was a BBQ across the road.

I personally saw the chicken cross the road

Enough with the lame threads

because she was catholic

Originally posted by lemondrop
because she was catholic

There was no chicken, (and/or no road)

Originally posted by iamatiger
There was no chicken, (and/or no road)