Bio
Move over Tarzan, Herman is here !
Herman from Bran, heart of Dracula Country in Carpathian Mountains, so too damn cold for loin cloth in winter here! We have much inbreeding; lots of peoples with dimple chin; six fingers and three nipples. In my case no nipples, but stylish bolt through neck. Nice đđ
Transylvania is great but beaches not so good as nowhere near sea đ
Although IQ is only 89, am regarded as genius by local peoples who average is 81.
Am loving old shows, especially Munsters, but Adams family far too pretty to be taken seriously.đĻ
Herman works shifts at zoo. Silverback Mitchka is Herman's bestie (or beastie, depends how you looks at it).
Favourites:
Time of year - Christmas/New Year; this is goat dancing time with much fun.
Football team - Stau Bucharest (more like netball these days).
Herman is lover of life and peoples, and will happily chat if uou wish. Am liking joke, but often not understand them, so like Herman have to be simple. Favourite joke is one about monkey treading on land mine; always tell that at dinner parties, not that Herman gets invited to many âšī¸
Let’s have good game and enjoy. Good luck both of us. Very nice !
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