Getting my sub back soon, looking for a good clan to join, must meet the following conditions though.
1] leader must be a total a$$, you know the type of person who cheats and lies, pretends he goes to places at the week end.
2] i want all challenges to be fixed before i make a move, if you can set me up with a 6 foot 4 muscle bound enforcer who will resign even if hes winning easily, that would be good, if not perhaps a cage fighting mafia don who will time out.
3] i promise to post non stop "no rules are being broken" i don't care about fair play and sportsmanship.
4] i will follow my master giving him a thumb up all the time and thumbing down everyone else
5] i will bait players non stop then run to admin like a little sissy if anyone answers back
6] i will enter hundreds of tournaments resign games after 3 moves, just to keep my rating low for my master.
7] i will correct any spelling or grammar mistakes to make me look good
8] i will never answer any question put in my direction
9] i will stop going to watch live football games, become an armchair fan, so i can be on here more, sacrifices have to be made to cheat i suppose
10] i will open many new threads, to deter the obvious cheating i will be part of.
Alas just a dream, surely no such clan would be allowed to exist by admin in any chess site?
unless any one knows different?