Getting my sub back soon, looking for a good clan to join, must meet the following conditions though.
1] leader must be a total a$$, you know the type of person who cheats and lies, pretends he goes to places at the week end.
2] i want all challenges to be fixed before i make a move, if you can set me up with a 6 foot 4 muscle bound enforcer who will resign even if hes winning easily, that would be good, if not perhaps a cage fighting mafia don who will time out.
3] i promise to post non stop "no rules are being broken" i don't care about fair play and sportsmanship.
4] i will follow my master giving him a thumb up all the time and thumbing down everyone else
5] i will bait players non stop then run to admin like a little sissy if anyone answers back
6] i will enter hundreds of tournaments resign games after 3 moves, just to keep my rating low for my master.
7] i will correct any spelling or grammar mistakes to make me look good
8] i will never answer any question put in my direction
9] i will stop going to watch live football games, become an armchair fan, so i can be on here more, sacrifices have to be made to cheat i suppose
10] i will open many new threads, to deter the obvious cheating i will be part of.
Alas just a dream, surely no such clan would be allowed to exist by admin in any chess site?
unless any one knows different?
Originally posted by roma45There's only 1 clan that meets all that criteria
Getting my sub back soon, looking for a good clan to join, must meet the following conditions though.
1] leader must be a total a$$, you know the type of person who cheats and lies, pretends he goes to places at the week end.
2] i want all challenges to be fixed before i make a move, if you can set me up with a 6 foot 4 muscle bound enforcer who will resign ...[text shortened]... ch clan would be allowed to exist by admin in any chess site?
unless any one knows different?
The Arrow clan led by the lying cheating McGayo.
Originally posted by radioactive69interesting, but fails on number two
There's only 1 clan that meets all that criteria
The Arrow clan led by the lying cheating McGayo.
the arrow clan are cheats no doubt about that, but they are losing cheats
i would like a clan with winning cheats, nice easy fixed games for me
Originally posted by roma45Hmmmmmm............I've got to be getting closer !!!!
fails number 2
there must be a clan for me that meets all 10 points
I know....I know......it's gotta be Breaking Bad. A big dumb so called cage fighter as it's leader that's been dropped on his head one too many times by 10 year olds, is a total malcontent and has no compunction about cheating.
Tell me...tell me.....am I right ???
