Clan wanted

Getting my sub back soon, looking for a good clan to join, must meet the following conditions though.
1] leader must be a total a$$, you know the type of person who cheats and lies, pretends he goes to places at the week end.
2] i want all challenges to be fixed before i make a move, if you can set me up with a 6 foot 4 muscle bound enforcer who will resign even if hes winning easily, that would be good, if not perhaps a cage fighting mafia don who will time out.
3] i promise to post non stop "no rules are being broken" i don't care about fair play and sportsmanship.
4] i will follow my master giving him a thumb up all the time and thumbing down everyone else
5] i will bait players non stop then run to admin like a little sissy if anyone answers back
6] i will enter hundreds of tournaments resign games after 3 moves, just to keep my rating low for my master.
7] i will correct any spelling or grammar mistakes to make me look good
8] i will never answer any question put in my direction
9] i will stop going to watch live football games, become an armchair fan, so i can be on here more, sacrifices have to be made to cheat i suppose
10] i will open many new threads, to deter the obvious cheating i will be part of.

Alas just a dream, surely no such clan would be allowed to exist by admin in any chess site?

unless any one knows different?

Originally posted by roma45
Getting my sub back soon, looking for a good clan to join, must meet the following conditions though.
1] leader must be a total a$$, you know the type of person who cheats and lies, pretends he goes to places at the week end.
2] i want all challenges to be fixed before i make a move, if you can set me up with a 6 foot 4 muscle bound enforcer who will resign ...[text shortened]... ch clan would be allowed to exist by admin in any chess site?

unless any one knows different?

There's only 1 clan that meets all that criteria

The Arrow clan led by the lying cheating McGayo.

Originally posted by radioactive69
There's only 1 clan that meets all that criteria

The Arrow clan led by the lying cheating McGayo.

interesting, but fails on number two
the arrow clan are cheats no doubt about that, but they are losing cheats
i would like a clan with winning cheats, nice easy fixed games for me

Originally posted by roma45
interesting, but fails on number two
the arrow clan are cheats no doubt about that, but they are losing cheats
i would like a clan with winning cheats, nice easy fixed games for me

I'd try St Johnstone clan, they fulfil all the criteria you have specified.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I'd try St Johnstone clan, they fulfil all the criteria you have specified.

does not meet number 1 criteria
good honourable leader
next suggestion please

Originally posted by roma45
does not meet number 1 criteria
good honourable leader
next suggestion please

Anti-Metallica. A bunch of cheats no doubt. Is it Anti-Metallica?

Originally posted by radioactive69
Anti-Metallica. A bunch of cheats no doubt. Is it Anti-Metallica?

fails number 2
there must be a clan for me that meets all 10 points

Originally posted by roma45
does not meet number 1 criteria
good honourable leader
next suggestion please

the leader is sandbagging Aussie riff raff! he meets the criteria, join them.

Have a word with goober as Metallica fits the bill
That said instead of 6ft 4in in height it is more likely in girth

Originally posted by roma45
fails number 2
there must be a clan for me that meets all 10 points

Hmmmmmm............I've got to be getting closer !!!!

I know....I know......it's gotta be Breaking Bad. A big dumb so called cage fighter as it's leader that's been dropped on his head one too many times by 10 year olds, is a total malcontent and has no compunction about cheating.

Tell me...tell me.....am I right ???

Originally posted by Mctayto
Have a word with goober as Metallica fits the bill
That said instead of 6ft 4in in height it is more likely in girth

Do you hate your parents because they had poor parenting skills ? 😀

Originally posted by mghrn55
Do you hate your parents because they had poor parenting skills ? 😀

I am guessing that you are blaming your parents for you being a lying, cheating sandbagger

Originally posted by Mctayto
I am guessing that you are blaming your parents for you being a lying, cheating sandbagger

Out of curiosity, when you were born, did you drop from your mother's skirt, or your father's skirt??

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Out of curiosity, when you were born, did you drop from your mother's skirt, or your father's skirt??

I am thinking that the best part of McTayto ran down the old man's leg. 😀

Originally posted by mghrn55
I am thinking that the best part of McTayto ran down the old man's leg. 😀

wow way to turn up the tone you colonial riff raff!