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The Canadian's Axe

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In deference to Widget, IVV’s original founding member (and Max, who just happens to be Canadian too!) … have you heard the one about the Canadian’s axe?

It’s been in the family for 7 generations. It had 5 heads and 10 handles …. But its still the same axe 😉

For now the axe just needs sharpening having been swung a couple of times in recent days, and therefore I am looking to recruit 5 players between now and the end of 2021. Two places are available immediately.

If you would like to come and join in the current leading clan and help us finish off a winning 2021 season please send me a message.

Ideally we are looking for ratings 1200-1600, and willing to play c20 concurrent games (or more if you wish).

It is a good clan with a mix of longstanding players and new recruits over the past 12 months.

and a friendly active forum … we even discuss wine 😊

And we offer coaching games if you like ... well, so long as you let me win ;-)

It’s a great time to join us

Max


are you planning on losing 3 more members?
not a good sign for a good clan


are your standards low enough for me to get in?


@maxtheminnow said
In deference to Widget, IVV’s original founding member (and Max, who just happens to be Canadian too!) … have you heard the one about the Canadian’s axe?

It’s been in the family for 7 generations. It had 5 heads and 10 handles …. But its still the same axe 😉

For now the axe just needs sharpening having been swung a couple of times in recent days, and therefore I am ...[text shortened]... ing games if you like ... well, so long as you let me win ;-)

It’s a great time to join us

Max
I know you are up to something, what is the question. 🙂

What Province are you from?

-VR


@very-rusty said
I know you are up to something, what is the question. 🙂

What Province are you from?

-VR
the pink panther will get to the bottom of this
move over Sherlock


@lemondrop Frank Drebin will sort it


@Maxtheminnow

Free wine?


@contenchess said
@Maxtheminnow

Free wine?
Picture of your Dad?

-VR


@very-rusty said
Picture of your Dad?

-VR
LoL good one 😆


I won't even drink wine when I am drunk and looking for more to drink 🤔

My mom drinks it like a fish 🐟


@contenchess said
I won't even drink wine when I am drunk and looking for more to drink 🤔

My mom drinks it like a fish 🐟
Back in the day when I use to drink, I really didn't care for wine be it red or white.

If you are drunk and looking for more to drink, you may have a problem my friend.

-VR


@very-rusty said
Back in the day when I use to drink, I really didn't care for wine be it red or white.

If you are drunk and looking for more to drink, you may have a problem my friend.

-VR
you can get drunk on mouthwash
and your vomit will have a fresh smell


@lemondrop said
you can get drunk on mouthwash
and your vomit will have a fresh smell
I am assuming you'd have to drink many bottles of it would you not?

-VR


@very-rusty said
Back in the day when I use to drink, I really didn't care for wine be it red or white.

If you are drunk and looking for more to drink, you may have a problem my friend.

-VR
The problem being I am out of beer...

Yes I agree 🤔


@Contenchess
I have a rule I stick to rigidly.
I only drink on days when the last letter of the day in English is a "y"