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@lemondrop saidThe slumbering menace has bad breath.
she trades her dragon for a broom
for it is the season of the witch
and Gertrude will pick up every stitch
Hasn't a dentist in years.
And a noticeable black drool does slither.
Which, flamelessly fated, will seep...
into unsuspecting ears.
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@lemondrop
Sir, you're not a sleeping dragon,
you simply lack the puff,
and all your clan has scarpered,
(I think they had enough).
I accept you may be scaly,
your breath really quite appalling,
but when you warn of an awakening beast
just who do you think you're fooling?
@ghost-of-a-duke saidGertrude is the dragon who sleeps
@lemondrop
Sir, you're not a sleeping dragon,
you simply lack the puff,
and all your clan has scarpered,
(I think they had enough).
I accept you may be scaly,
your breath really quite appalling,
but when you warn of an awakening beast
just who do you think you're fooling?
laugh now but tomorrow you weep
@ghost-of-a-duke saidScarpered would be the English version of Scampered?
@lemondrop
Sir, you're not a sleeping dragon,
you simply lack the puff,
and all your clan has scarpered,
(I think they had enough).
I accept you may be scaly,
your breath really quite appalling,
but when you warn of an awakening beast
just who do you think you're fooling?
-VR
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@very-rusty saidIndeed, you little scamp.
Scarpered would be the English version of Scampered?
-VR
@radioactive69 saidYep, as camp as a row of tents the old Lemon.
Was that scamp or camp?
Either works I suppose.
@radioactive69 saidyour absence was noticeable
Yep, as camp as a row of tents the old Lemon.
everything ok?
29 Nov 18
@lemondrop saidJust got back from Thailand.........and before you jump to any conclusions I was there with my wife (a beautiful Lady boy I picked up there last time..............just kidding Lemon, don't get excited. Put it away!!).
your absence was noticeable
everything ok?
Anyway did mainly the northern part of Thailand from Bangkok up to Chiang Rai, Laos and Myanmar. Was privileged to be in Chiang Mai on the full moon in November for the lantern festival where they light lanterns (and I mean millions of them from 7.00pm to 1.00am) and float Krathongs down the river. One of the most delightful nights I've ever had and on top of that I was completely sober...........ish.
Crikey, you'd have a field day over there with all those Lady boys Lemon. Our tour director told us that 3 in 10 males in Thailand become trans gender !!!!!!
That means there's 10 girls for every 7 boys in Thailand. No wonder all the men over there are so happy and smile all the time.
So what's been happening with you old son. Roma been keeping you in line?
29 Nov 18
@radioactive69 saidRoma's been fine with me
Just got back from Thailand.........and before you jump to any conclusions I was there with my wife (a beautiful Lady boy I picked up there last time..............just kidding Lemon, don't get excited. Put it away!!).
Anyway did mainly the northern part of Thailand from Bangkok up to Chiang Rai, Laos and Myanmar. Was privileged to be in Chiang Mai on the full moon i ...[text shortened]... and smile all the time.
So what's been happening with you old son. Roma been keeping you in line?
I like your banner on your bio page
is it you?
29 Nov 18
@wycombe-al saidGertrude is becoming and when aroused, has balls of fire
does the dragon have tits or balls?
30 Nov 18
@lemondrop saidMy mum actually. Just wanted to show where I came from as a young boy.
Roma's been fine with me
I like your banner on your bio page
is it you?