Billy Joel runs out and get married!

I had no idea he was gay.

It's his fourth time getting married.

This reminds me of a bit I saw on Jay Leno as a kid. He had a "husbands of Liz Taylor vs. Wives of Larry King" chess set.

Originally posted by vivify
It's his fourth time getting married.

This reminds me of a bit I saw on Jay Leno as a kid. He had a "husbands of Liz Taylor vs. Wives of Larry King" chess set.

They don't have anything on Glynn Wolf, married 29 times! You could almost make a complete chess set on his wives!

Originally posted by whodey
I had no idea he was gay.

What does this even mean?

He clearly married a woman, not a man.

Originally posted by Suzianne
What does this even mean?

He clearly married a woman, not a man.

It means whodey has gay on his mind. It's a forbidden fruit thing - the more you focus on not being gay, not even thinking of being gay, hating everything that even reeks of gay... the more you become obsessed with seeing gayness everywhere.
In effect, it's the same reason ex-smokers see cigarettes in chimneys.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
It means whodey has gay on his mind. It's a forbidden fruit thing - the more you focus on not being gay, not even thinking of being gay, hating everything that even reeks of gay... the more you become obsessed with seeing gayness everywhere.
In effect, it's the same reason ex-smokers see cigarettes in chimneys.

You seem to forget that Whodey is a forum autobot.

Originally posted by divegeester
You seem to forget that Whodey is a forum autobot.

A gay forum autobot.

Originally posted by Suzianne
What does this even mean?

He clearly married a woman, not a man.

He married a woman? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.