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A poem written in Queensland, Australia

A poem written in Queensland, Australia

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Kewpie
Felis Australis

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Trump in Jail

The guards here all love me.

I have the greatest, the classiest cell,

a golden bedspread with my name on it.

Maybe I could just walk out of here, I don’t know,

my people are looking into it, and I have

the most incredible lawyers ever.

The election was rigged, everyone knows,

even the liberal losers, who by the way,

are nothing, believe me.



But the illuminati did not foresee the setting

of red caps on patriotic heads, millions ready

to march from Philly or Phoenix. It will be

the greatest march, such a beautiful thing,

convoys of angels above their pick-ups.

They will burn the deviant books,

protect your Glock 43 and AK47,

so that all men can be as John Wayne

and all women be glad of this.

~~~ Philip Nielson

Kewpie
Felis Australis

Australia

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And from Letters to the editor in the same weekly newspaper:

Ball bearings in the crankcase

Most people can relate to the experience of having a car that just does not run well. The car has been to a number of mechanics, each one promising that the problem has been solved, but each time the same problem recurs. One can understand that the final solution might be to drop ball bearings into the crankcase, just to do something different. That is the analogy that I have used for eight years to explain the Trump phenomenon that Stan Grant so clearly details (“Understanding Donald Trump”, July 20-26). Trump will not fix any of America’s problems, just like ball bearings in the crankcase will not fix any car, but push ahead, as the MAGAs are doing, in spite of a few of them surely knowing that there are severe risks, and the rest of them oblivious to the pending consequences.

– Steve Hall, Cooroy, Qld

Earl of Trumps
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somebody doesn't like Donald Trump 😉

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@Earl-of-Trumps
Could that somebody be you? As a black, so you claim, you should be pissed he said Kamala just TURNED black.
But I guess NOTHING bothers you about your orange sociopathic psycho would be dictator and BTW, now HE is the old fart running.
He is a COWARD and will keep coming up with excuses to NOT debate Kamala just like the excuses he puked out about "I can't show my tax returns because they are being audited''.
But the bar is set so low for Trump it is now below ground.

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