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  1. 16 Jul '13 17:09
    After recently discovering that auto fellatio is an actual thing that people can do, I am thinking we should have an auto fellatio class in high schools. Talk about birth control! Teen pregnancy rates would drop off the table. I'll bet we could cut the overall abortion rate by a third and abortions among teens would probably go down more than that. I suppose we could have an opt out option for parents who are opposed to it, but who would be?! You'd probably have dads asking if they could sign up for the class too. Wives might even sign up their husbands! It's also way cheaper than providing birth control pills. I can think of absolutely no downside to this proposal. Let's hear it for Auto Fellatio!
  2. Standard member sh76
    Civis Americanus Sum
    16 Jul '13 17:21
    Originally posted by dryhump
    After recently discovering that auto fellatio is an actual thing that people can do, I am thinking we should have an auto fellatio class in high schools. Talk about birth control! Teen pregnancy rates would drop off the table. I'll bet we could cut the overall abortion rate by a third and abortions among teens would probably go down more than that. I supp ...[text shortened]... . I can think of absolutely no downside to this proposal. Let's hear it for Auto Fellatio!
    Who bother? You've got a hand, don't you?
  3. Subscriber Sleepyguy
    Reepy Rastardly Guy
    16 Jul '13 18:06
    Originally posted by dryhump
    After recently discovering that auto fellatio is an actual thing that people can do, I am thinking we should have an auto fellatio class in high schools. Talk about birth control! Teen pregnancy rates would drop off the table. I'll bet we could cut the overall abortion rate by a third and abortions among teens would probably go down more than that. I supp ...[text shortened]... . I can think of absolutely no downside to this proposal. Let's hear it for Auto Fellatio!
    Some people really love their cars!
  4. 16 Jul '13 18:39
    Originally posted by Sleepyguy
    Some people really love their cars!
    Google it, it's not what you think.
  5. Subscriber Sleepyguy
    Reepy Rastardly Guy
    16 Jul '13 18:49 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by dryhump
    Google it, it's not what you think.
    It was a joke, geez.

    Edit: And no. I'm not Googling that.
  6. 16 Jul '13 18:55
    Originally posted by Sleepyguy
    It was a joke, geez.

    Edit: And no. I'm not Googling that.
    Come on, the wiki page actually has a picture of a dude doing it!