16 Jan 06
Originally posted by sjegYeah, after "crapping a sjeg" in my underpants from being on the road all day without taking a toilet break, I reckon I do need to change my underwear. You must have been having trouble breathing against my "whitey-tighties"...I'll pull over at the next rest area, and "set you free".....down the toilet, that is.......
You heard me!
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(Well, that seemed to be in keeping with the general tone around here. I look forward to a fascinating debate.)
16 Jan 06
Originally posted by sjegTogo ???uh Togo........hmmm
You heard me!
😛
(Well, that seemed to be in keeping with the general tone around here. I look forward to a fascinating debate.)
You Togian??..um Togoer...ummm ...
Jesus man ,why cant you be from a regular place I can make fun of??
Nevermind,
cheers
16 Jan 06
Originally posted by sjegHow the hell can you list yourself on vacation when you're not a subscriber? That seems to me like taking a vacation when you're unemployed.
You heard me!
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(Well, that seemed to be in keeping with the general tone around here. I look forward to a fascinating debate.)
16 Jan 06
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Originally posted by chancremechanicActually, this was meant to be a thread illustrating the yank bashing in these forums, and that although it is an important activity, it can be overdone, (not to name names, but Stang knows who he is!) which takes the fun out of it for the rest of us who do it more occasionally.
Yeah, after "crapping a sjeg" in my underpants from being on the road all day without taking a toilet break, I reckon I do need to change my underwear. You must have been having trouble breathing against my "whitey-tighties"...I'll pull over at the next rest area, and "set you free".....down the toilet, that is.......
Anyway, we all knew the typical super-patriotic yank had no sense of irony, so CM proves common knowledge. Wave that flag, kid- you make us all proud.
Maybe you aren't one for subtlties ChancreMechanic, but I still can't believe you took 'stinkypants' seriously!!!?! And the Blessed Saints weep...
[b]Ha!
17 Jan 06
Originally posted by sjegYou call me a "kid"? I'm probably old enough to be your father, and if you are from Europe, I probably am you dad...better get a gene test.....I didn't take your post seriously as I was just busting your chops; you obviously did take my reply seriously as your reply indicated...I got the STANG part, but you forgot no1marauder. I just felt a "residual" itch in my arse, so excuse me while I wipe you away for good......
Actually, this was meant to be a thread illustrating the yank bashing in these forums, and that although it is an important activity, it can be overdone, (not to name names, but Stang knows who he is!) which takes the fun out of it for the rest of us who do it more occasionally.
Anyway, we all knew the typical super-patriotic yank had no sense of irony, so ...[text shortened]... l can't believe you took 'stinkypants' seriously!!!?! And the Blessed Saints weep...
[b]Ha!
17 Jan 06
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Originally posted by chancremechanicYes. I'm sure you did. Of course I believe you. You are a very unique person, Chancremechanic. Really, well done!
You call me a "kid"? I'm probably old enough to be your father, and if you are from Europe, I probably am you dad...better get a gene test.....I didn't take your post seriously as I was just busting your chops; you obviously did take my reply seriously as your reply indicated...I got the STANG part, but you forgot no1marauder. I just felt a "residual" itch in my arse, so excuse me while I wipe you away for good......
I was only calling you kid, as I was assuming from your mental factulties that you were certainly under the age of six, and had been dropped on your wee head at some stage. I now realise my mistake. Heart-felt apologies to you for the mix-up, then.
I think it's nice people with "special abilities" like you find solace in posting your very interesting messages in these forums. Do you have a special keyboard with a letter wand, or do you just mash the keys with your forehead by banging your head on the desk?
Why not go and ask old lady Kennedy if you can compete in the next Olympics for people of similar ability to you? You are sure to win a medal in some category, as everyone who competes does. When people are as special as you, they know it's the taking part that counts. Why not start a great new category for yourself? You can call it the Inane Attempt at Insults Freestyle.
Well done. The caring people of RHP are extra proud of you. Never forget: you are very, very special indeed.
17 Jan 06
Originally posted by chancremechanicTalk about getting the wrong end of the stick...
Yeah, after "crapping a sjeg" in my underpants from being on the road all day without taking a toilet break, I reckon I do need to change my underwear. You must have been having trouble breathing against my "whitey-tighties"...I'll pull over at the next rest area, and "set you free".....down the toilet, that is.......
18 Jan 06
Originally posted by VargI think it's a fairer analogy to say to say Chancremechanic picked the wrong tree, barked up it for a while, broke off the wrong stick, grabbed the wrong end and accidentally poked himself in the eye. Bless. He does try, though. You can't fault him there.
Talk about getting the wrong end of the stick...