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America's Number 1 Woke Company

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I love Bill Penzey and his spices.
"And We’re #1 Most Woke Company in America! I get Google alerts about Penzeys. Oddly, more often than not, they are about our Celery Flakes. A couple weeks ago I got one saying someone somewhere on the internet proclaimed us America’s Most Wokest Company In The History Of America Ever!

It seems what sets us apart from every other less woke company in America is that we are the only one willing to take that extra step and call out Republican voters for voting for what they vote for. It’s true. We do. At this point there really is no other viable and proven path to save the world.

Here’s the thing. If the Republicans succeed in reversing Biden’s climate changes and implement their plans to end our democracy so Democrats never again regain power no matter how many more votes they get, it means homelessness, starvation, and death for hundreds of millions, possibly even billions.

Killing hundreds of millions and creating endless suffering for billions more all so that you can save $2 a gallon on gas for an additional decade or two is truly nothing short of monstrous.

We’ve now reached the point where pretending the “both sides” argument frees Republicans from the responsibility for the endless hurt and cruelty their votes create has to end. Or the world has to end. In this moment we still have a choice, but the window to save life as we know it really is rapidly closing.

As a Cook your kindness and caring have earned you the respect of those around you. Another word for woke is wise. As a Cook people see the wisdom in you and respect your voice. Please use the respect you’ve earned to challenge anyone making the “both sides” argument.

Election Day 11.5.24 we will decide the fate not just of humankind but of pretty much every other species on this planet as well. Right now the polls show the race is far-far too close. Please use your voice now while your voice still matters.

And to all the other less woke American companies out there, we challenge you to steal our crown. America and the future of every living thing needs you to step up your game. But please know you won’t reach our rank without openly challenging Republican voters for the hurt they create. Don’t push your business off a cliff, but do find your way to push Republican voters. It’s our only hope.

If you really do like our voice, buying, and using, and sharing 2 $25 Gift Cards for $35 and regularly $1.69-$3.29 Trial-Sized bags half priced for just 85¢-$1.65 is a really good way to offset some of the many costs that come with doing what we do.

I should also say these are real, solid, forever gift cards with no expiration date and no fees. Usually we do $50 gift cards for $35. If these two $25 Gift Cards for $35 fit better for your holiday giving, now would be a good time to get them.

Immense thanks for who you are and what you make it possible for us to be,

Bill
bill@penzeys.com"

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@phranny said
I love Bill Penzey and his spices.
"And We’re #1 Most Woke Company in America! I get Google alerts about Penzeys. Oddly, more often than not, they are about our Celery Flakes. A couple weeks ago I got one saying someone somewhere on the internet proclaimed us America’s Most Wokest Company In The History Of America Ever!

It seems what sets us apart from every other less w ...[text shortened]... mmense thanks for who you are and what you make it possible for us to be,

Bill
bill@penzeys.com"
I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but this "woke" issue isn't going to sway many voters in a general election. Want proof? Just look at the campaign of Ron DeSantis, once thought to be a legitimate GOP candidate that could overtake Trump. DeSantis made "woke" the rallying cry of his campaign and his approval numbers have dropped steadily for the last 4 months. Voters look to traditional issues such as the economy and national security when deciding who to vote for.

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@phranny said
I love Bill Penzey and his spices.
"And We’re #1 Most Woke Company in America! I get Google alerts about Penzeys. Oddly, more often than not, they are about our Celery Flakes. A couple weeks ago I got one saying someone somewhere on the internet proclaimed us America’s Most Wokest Company In The History Of America Ever!

It seems what sets us apart from every other less w ...[text shortened]... mmense thanks for who you are and what you make it possible for us to be,

Bill
bill@penzeys.com"
πŸ˜‚ a fool and their money is soon parted

shavixmir
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“Woke” isn’t even what the republikunts mean. They mean political correctness.

As they beat their wives, sell weapons to pig fukkers and masturbate to the Hiroshima bombings.

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@shavixmir said
“Woke” isn’t even what the republikunts mean. They mean political correctness.

As they beat their wives, sell weapons to pig fukkers and masturbate to the Hiroshima bombings.
As they beat their wives, sell weapons to pig fukkers and masturbate to the Hiroshima bombings.

Shav - you make my dull workday a little happier. πŸ™‚

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@shavixmir
And those were the NICE ones.....

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