Biggest Windbag?:)

Originally posted by sonhouse
3rd place trophy goes to STANG with 12. Way to go Stang!

Violence leads to Violence.

Bush is your liability. Impeach him.

Originally posted by STANG
Violence leads to Violence.

Bush is your liability. Impeach him.

Nice try Stang but to win the trophy next year you have to start and
finish more, Sonhouse almost got you this time🙂

Originally posted by sonhouse
DRUM ROLL, Hush falls over the bright eyes of the audience,,
AND the Champion Windbag trophy, FIRST PLACE, Goes to:
IVANHOE with 14. My hero.

Wow, Ivanhoe edges out SVW? I'm going to guess that it was our alter boy's passion for Terri Schiavo that decided the matter.

Originally posted by sonhouse
5th place goes to: Zeeblebot and Scipio77777777 with 5 each.

i shall wear it proudly ...

Originally posted by telerion
Wow, Ivanhoe edges out SVW? I'm going to guess that it was our alter boy's passion for Terri Schiavo that decided the matter.

"We're here at Thread side with the astounding results of this month's match . Where in a shocking upset right from a fairy tale , Ivanhoe , a young upstart of humble background has defeated the odds on favorite SVW in convincing fashion , setting the thread world on it's ear ! It was sheer desire that got this scrappy underdog the trophy over a more seasoned , savy , some would say hard-nosed veteran favorite in SVW . Ivanhoe just wanted it more , proving that sometimes it's not brains but heart that matters ."

"Let's go to Jim at thread side , for some words from the victor . Jim ?"

"Yes , Bob , I'm here with the newly crowned champion , Ivanhoe . Ivan , how do you feel about taking the belt away from SVW in such convincing fashion ?"

"Well first , Jim , I'd like to thank my lord and savior for this win .I'm just so excited , I can't believe this is happening to me , sorry , I'm a little emotional just now ....sniff .... I couldn't have beaten the crap out of such a mean b@st@rd like SVW without help from jesus . This is just so incredible ...I'm sorry ....This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me ....This belt's going to look great with plaid ! I'd also like to say a message to the kids if I may - Stay of drugs kids , or your balls will fall off . Sniff sniff...Stay in school . Oh , I'm just so overwhelmed .... "

"Well the new champ obviously , very emotional right now .Back to you Bob . "

"Thanks , Jim . A very emotional Ivanhoe , newly crowned champion of the month here this forum . And speaking of emotional , Jerry McCoy is in the locker room with our loser , SVW . Jerry ?"

"Yes Bob , I'm in a very somber mod with the ex champ , SVW . SV , how are you feeling right now ?"

"How do you think I feel ? You some kind of liberal , always worried about how people feel ? I'll tell you about feeling , about feeling cold steel across a sweaty throat in a Viet Nam jungle , now that's FEELING . You like feelings , panty waste ?"

"Er , well some of your critics and fans alike think you've grown complacent , that you just didn't want it . What do you say to them ?"

"Want it ? Like wanting it in prison wanting it , you fairy chimp ?"

"Well , um , right then . Thanks SVW , and better luck next month ."

"Snark you , commie prikc !"

"Back to you , Bob ."

"Thank you , Jerry . Well that about wraps it up . But I've a feeling these two may be on a collision course for next month's championship , and one can't help but wonder how this grudge match will shape up . Be sure to watch !"

Originally posted by sonhouse
DRUM ROLL, Hush falls over the bright eyes of the audience,,
AND the Champion Windbag trophy, FIRST PLACE, Goes to:
IVANHOE with 14. My hero.

Man, that is surprising, I would have picked SVW, Ivanhoe must have Stealth© technology.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I have a new postfilter: who has the most posts starting and
finishing with the same person or persona if you will (In the 20 lines)
In 6th place with 2: Hand of Hacate and Rwinett

I am negotiating a contract with an anonymous RHP'er to ensure that I never again suicide my own posts. He has assured me that he will not only act as a thread mercy killer and put my less than worthy posts out of their misery, but, he will also bump my most brilliant material to the head of the forums for all to enjoy.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I am negotiating a contract with an anonymous RHP'er to ensure that I never again suicide my own posts. He has assured me that he will not only act as a thread mercy killer and put my less than worthy posts out of their misery, but, he will also bump my most brilliant material to the head of the forums for all to enjoy.

Wow, I'm imperssed! You must have had to negotiate in the rights
to your first born for that one. In all my years on RHP I never
came across that one!

Originally posted by sonhouse
Wow, I'm imperssed! You must have had to negotiate in the rights
to your first born for that one. In all my years on RHP I never
came across that one!

Probably because you don't pay like HoH does .