Bro Edwin's short list for bending over

Ok, since Bro Edwin is so eager to bend over, I think we should
propose persons to whom he may bend over for, and at the
same time achieve world peace, the cure for cancer, and noble
things like that.

Let me start with some names, and the goal we could all achieve
thanks to Bro Edwin's sacrifice...

1. Hulk Hogan: We could boost U.S. wrestling having a happier
main character lightning the rings all across the States.

2. Mike Tyson: We could stop the rampage on dozens of
women performed by this guy, because he could be satisfied
harming Bro Edwin.

3. 50 Cent: I bet rap music would improve with some gay
lyrics from the hood, bro.

Simon Hughes and Mark Oaten?

Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, since Bro Edwin is so eager to bend over, I think we should
propose persons to whom he may bend over for, and at the
same time achieve world peace, the cure for cancer, and noble
things like that.

Let me start with some names, and the goal we could all achieve
thanks to Bro Edwin's sacrifice...

1. [b]Hulk Hogan: We could boost U.S. wr ...[text shortened]... .

3. 50 Cent: I bet rap music would improve with some gay
lyrics from the hood, bro.[/b]

Originally posted by Varg
Simon Hughes and Mark Oaten?

Originally posted by Esoteric
Condoleeza Rice? Im sure she is a man.

Do you think he would bend for John Holmes if he was told the meaning of our existence in return? And then, if anyone else wanted to know, they would have to bend for Bro Edwin?

.....Hmmm, i am looking too far into this whole thing. Time to step away...

Originally posted by Seitse
What shall humankind achieve, Varg, mate?

C'mon, gives us some input

Originally posted by Varg
Um, well the Lib Dems would be unburdened by repressed tendencies, but it's the Lib Dems we're talking about so it has no relevance to humankind.
Sorry.

Originally posted by Seitse
If she is not, then she can strap-on, you know 😉

Originally posted by Esoteric
Even the name is ambiguous. Actually Dave Chapelle summed it up excellently when he said Condoleezza Rice sounds like some sort of Mexican dish.

George Bush?
That way he would be satisfied by Bro Ed, and wouldn't feel the need to screw the rest of the world over.
And Tony Blair would get a rest, too.

Originally posted by Seitse
LOL!!!!

Right! Mate, it's as ambiguous as Morrisey 😲

Originally posted by Esoteric
The Smiths, i heard they put out a Fandango album.

Originally posted by Varg
How very salubrious.
Is it very wobbly?

Lord Boddington Bottom!

Originally posted by Esoteric
[b]Condoleeza Rice? Im sure she is a man.