Originally posted by scottishinnzLOL, only the best can sneak into your house, hide under your bed, and blow themselves up while you sleep.
This is obviously addressed to everyone else other than Slappy, cos I'm not talking to terrorists like him, but come on, who wouldn't be scared of a terrorist under their bed??
That's why I always check under my bed before I go to sleep.
And I'm not a terriorist. If I was, I would have already made my mark, albeit splattered up against the wall.
Originally posted by 7ate9Are you suggesting diplomacy???
i think it would be good if those two got to meet each other, as a lot of good changes could be made. there is a whole world inbetween which tries to build a bridge between the two. if nobody else can do it, then maybe it should be left up to those two, so it would take away the need for puppets, copy-cats and a whole lot of rubbish games.
Originally posted by slappy115No, you're not. I checked, no-one under my bed. 😛 I know you're not really a terrorist, but you understand what I mean, "good" and "bad" are flipsides of the same coin. If you're doing the bidding of the country who's news I'm listening to, you're a freedom fighter and patriot, if you're not, you're an enemy and a terrorist. The scary thing is how willing the Bush administration are to use the "T" word.
LOL, only the best can sneak into your house, hide under your bed, and blow themselves up while you sleep.
That's why I always check under my bed before I go to sleep.
And I'm not a terriorist. If I was, I would have already made my mark, albeit splattered up against the wall.
Originally posted by scottishinnzI knew exactly what you were saying in the beginning. I almost didn't make my first post because of that. Depending on what side you are on depends on the terminology used to describe each side.
No, you're not. I checked, no-one under my bed. 😛 I know you're not really a terrorist, but you understand what I mean, "good" and "bad" are flipsides of the same coin. If you're doing the bidding of the counties news I'm listening to, you're a freedom fighter and patriot, if you're not, you're an enemy and a terrorist. The scary thing is how willing the Bush administration are to use the "T" word.
It's kind of like the American revolutioin with regards to terminology. In the colonies, if you supported the revolution, you were a patriot otherwise you were a red coat sympthazer (sp?). In England, they were considered traitors.
The only reason why anyone uses the word terriorist is to appeal to the emotional side of humans. It has a very negative connotation which deserves hatred. There is more than one way to control the masses...
Originally posted by slappy115I need to drink less beer - the female hormones in it are making me want to tell you how much of a good bugger you are Slap ol' boy. Still, I'm resisting any sort of cameradery, be strong Scotty, be strong.
I knew exactly what you were saying in the beginning. I almost didn't make my first post because of that. Depending on what side you are on depends on the terminology used to describe each side.
It's kind of like the American revolutioin with regards to terminology. In the colonies, if you supported the revolution, you were a patriot otherwise you we ...[text shortened]... gative connotation which deserves hatred. There is more than one way to control the masses...
Oh look, beer.
Osama Bin Laden invited George Bush to negotiate peace talks in Afghanistan one day. The dumb president accepted.
They met in Osama's cave, in which were 2 plush chairs at opposite ends of a long table. They each took a seat.
They were talking for awhile, never finding common ground, when Osama said he wouldn't attack unless the US attacked first. His intentions of this meeting were to provoke Bush into attacking him so the world would see what a war monger Bush was.
Osama pressed a button on the arm of his chair, and a needle came out of Bush's chair and poked him in the ass.
"Ouch! You son of a bitch!" Bush screamed at Osama.
"I sorry, I sorry, I not mean to do dat", replied Osama.
The two got to arguing again, and Osama pressed another button. This time a boot came from under the table and kicked Ol' George in the shin.
"Ouch! Dammit! I hate you!" he yelled, shaking his fist at Osama.
Osama sat with a smirk at the opposite end of the table. "I soddy, I soddy, it accident."
They got to arguing again, when Saddam pressed another button. Bush jumped up, narrowly missing being torched by a jet of fire, but his ass was singed.
"That's it! I'm going home! We're gonna bomb your country into oblivion!"
The president boarded Air Force One and flew back to Washington, brooding over his embarrasment in Afghanistan.
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A few weeks later, Bush invited Osama to Washington, DC in another offer to extend the olive branch. Osama was desperate to alleviate the bombing of his country, so he accepted.
As he entered the oval office, he saw it was set up like his cave was: 2 plush chairs at opposite ends of a long table. They took their seats.
Old habits die hard, as the two found themselves arguing heatedly again. George pressed a button, and Osama jumped up. Nothing happened.
Osama sat back down.
They returned to arguing.
George pressed another button.
Osama kicked his chair back to not get kicked by a boot, but again nothing happened.
The argument continued, more heated than ever. George pressed the third button.
Osama jumped out of the chair again. "Damn it, what you trying to pull?"
George laughed like a retard and said, "nuuuuuthin".
Osama's face grew red as he screamed "you are like baby! You stupid! I going back to Afghanistan!"
To which George replied, "what Afghanistan?"
Originally posted by 7ate9Well, taking into account the assissination attempts on Castro, the deaths of Kennedy, Malcolm X and John Lennon... no bloody wonder he doesn't trust them!
naaa, i'm just saying they should meet each other. one is at one end and there is a whole lot of chinese whispers, chess, lies and whatever else inbetween till you get to the other end. if they met then it could sort out a lot of earth's problems inbetween.
i doubt Bin-larden would meet either, because he wouldn't trust Bush and his hidden advisors.
Originally posted by Derfel CadarnUnfortunately GW doesn't have the brains for that....
Osama Bin Laden invited George Bush to negotiate peace talks in Afghanistan one day. The dumb president accepted.
They met in Osama's cave, in which were 2 plush chairs at opposite ends of a long table. They each took a seat.
They were talking for awhile, never finding common ground, when Osama said he wouldn't attack unless the US attacked first back to Afghanistan!"
To which George replied, "what Afghanistan?"
[edit; sort of scheme. I'm not condoning anything like that to be correct, after all the common man in Afganistan has done nothing wrong- you forget that.]
Originally posted by scottishinnzIn case you haven't noticed, Afghanistan is still there. This was obviously a joke, that went directly over your head.
Unfortunately GW doesn't have the brains for that....
[edit; sort of scheme. I'm not condoning anything like that to be correct, after all the common man in Afganistan has done nothing wrong- you forget that.]
Originally posted by Derfel Cadarnno no, but the right wingers here sometimes forget to differentiate between the leaders and the common man - hence so much collateral damage is allowed by them.
In case you haven't noticed, Afghanistan is still there. This was obviously a joke, that went directly over your head.
Originally posted by shavixmirYeah, I remember where I was when GWB shot Kennedy. And I also remember when James Garfield rose from the grave to feast upon the brains of Malcolm X after Malcolm X boarded himself up in that farm house in Pennsylvania when a returning satelite from Venus showered radiation on the Earth and brought the dead back from the grave.
Well, taking into account the assissination attempts on Castro, the deaths of Kennedy, Malcolm X and John Lennon... no bloody wonder he doesn't trust them!
So basically you need to stop entertaining yourself with conspiracy theories.