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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/


@wildgrass said
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
Yes it does still exist in the majority of your post.


@mike69 said
Yes it does still exist in the majority of your post.
Oh come on. That joke is hilarious.


@wildgrass said
Oh come on. That joke is hilarious.
That article wasn’t being put out as a joke.


@wildgrass said
Oh come on. That joke is hilarious.
I like The Onion. But I don't think I get it.

I know there were once rumors that Prince Andrew was gay. So, is the point that Trump is also gay for Prince Andrew?

I mean, okay, if so, it's maybe kinda brief-smile sort of funny. But hilarious?

I know that once you have to explain a joke, it's over, but I need some help here.


Oh, wait. Is it a Jeffrey Epstein thing?


@sh76 said
Oh, wait. Is it a Jeffrey Epstein thing?
Yes. Two old pedophiles trying to remember which brothel they met at back in the day.


@sh76 said
I like The Onion. But I don't think I get it.

I know there were once rumors that Prince Andrew was gay. So, is the point that Trump is also gay for Prince Andrew?

I mean, okay, if so, it's maybe kinda brief-smile sort of funny. But hilarious?

I know that once you have to explain a joke, it's over, but I need some help here.
Or (more likely) you're obfuscating the point that you already knew Prince Andrew was another client of Jeffrey Epstein.


@Suzianne said
Or (more likely) you're obfuscating the point that you already knew Prince Andrew was another client of Jeffrey Epstein.
Not that it matters, but I really don't pay attention to crap like that. Even when these stories come on the news, my mind automatically wanders to other things.

That's also why I didn't get the Big Mike thing a few months ago. It's not that this junk doesn't pop up on my X feeds and whatnot, it's that I really just don't register this garbage.

I consume as much news as the next guy, but I'm being 100% serious when I say that the only things I really know about Jeffrey Epstein is that he had some sort of island, ran some sort of sex predator ring, may or may not have hanged himself and there may or may not be a trove of secret files about his clients and may or may not be being covered up by the government. I really couldn't tell you any more details than that.


@sh76 said
Not that it matters, but I really don't pay attention to crap like that. Even when these stories come on the news, my mind automatically wanders to other things.

That's also why I didn't get the Big Mike thing a few months ago. It's not that this junk doesn't pop up on my X feeds and whatnot, it's that I really just don't register this garbage.

I consume as much news as th ...[text shortened]... ay not be being covered up by the government. I really couldn't tell you any more details than that.
Epstein trafficked over 1000 underage women to his clients for profit across the United States and was best friends with the current president of the United States for more than 10 years. Prince Andrew had several encounters with at least one of Epsteins girls.

I don't know about the island. But Trump has recently spoke that Epstein used to steal women from his maralago resort. Epstein was among the worst criminals I can imagine.


@sh76 said
Not that it matters, but I really don't pay attention to crap like that. Even when these stories come on the news, my mind automatically wanders to other things.

That's also why I didn't get the Big Mike thing a few months ago. It's not that this junk doesn't pop up on my X feeds and whatnot, it's that I really just don't register this garbage.

I consume as much news as th ...[text shortened]... ay not be being covered up by the government. I really couldn't tell you any more details than that.
Last I heard, the Crown is aware, and he's been removed from all official duties.

Kind of a black sheep at this point.


@mike69 said
That article wasn’t being put out as a joke.
From The Onion?

Surely, you're having us on.

And I agree that it IS very funny.


@wildgrass said
Epstein trafficked over 1000 underage women to his clients for profit across the United States and was best friends with the current president of the United States for more than 10 years. Prince Andrew had several encounters with at least one of Epsteins girls.

I don't know about the island. But Trump has recently spoke that Epstein used to steal women from his maralago resort. Epstein was among the worst criminals I can imagine.
And, unlike Charlie Kirk, he should have been put down long before he was.

Traffickers are the worst kind of scum.


@Suzianne said
From The Onion?

Surely, you're having us on.

And I agree that it IS very funny.
Ok then sue, have a good day.


Uh, back on topic: a comedian was cancelled.

I don’t give a flying “insert something about sticking one body part into another… and, no incels, that does not mean raping your sister’s barbies…” but anyone cracking a joke, had to have the room to do so.

If it’s a right wing conedian joking about aborted democrats in Texas, or if it’s me calling the lot of you too dumb to live on a trailer park… so what?

The moment you ban a Kinmel or a Rogan, you are interfering with a much needed scepticism of political discourse.

GROW THE FVCK UP!