Could this be Zapp Brannigan?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44074637/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TkGevOYW32c

A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants.

Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, were walking toward a grocery store when the shooting happened last week. The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh...


It sure looks like his gun!

In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they're going to carry a handgun.

Zapp's an old fart, not a young idiot.