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The White House. The Oval Office. President Obama slumps in his chair resting his head in his hands. Present are his czars, what's left of them, who shuffle nervously with sweaty palms avoiding eye contact. Obama reaches for the phone and dials. Someone on the other end answers, "damage control". Obama says, " this is the president. What can we do to salvage my legacy"?

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Originally posted by josephw
The White House. The Oval Office. President Obama slumps in his chair resting his head in his hands. Present are his czars, what's left of them, who shuffle nervously with sweaty palms avoiding eye contact. Obama reaches for the phone and dials. Someone on the other end answers, "damage control". Obama says, " this is the president. What can we do to salvage my legacy"?
The man on the other end said, " for a couple thousand bucks for body damage and a new engine from Subaru we should be able to salvage your legacy.