David Cameron vs. JD Vance

Which is worse: shagging the skull of a dead pig or a couch?

A dead pig is far more disgusting but then again what happens to the couch? Do you keep it in your house and let your guests sit on it?

Debate.

I mean, okay it's a dead pig...but you know how change falls through the cracks of couch cushions? Do you stick your hand down there knowing...you mind find some other stuff?

And what if you have kids that like to jump on the couch? But then again what if you're a women knowing that thing he wants to insert in you had its way a dead pig? I think that would be far worse than a couch.

Tough one....

@vivify

It’s a tough question, indeed. I think rather a lot depends on whether you intend to use the couch as a piece of furniture after that, and whether you will be entertaining any other guests on the same couch.

@vivify said
Which is worse: shagging the skull of a dead pig or a couch?

A dead pig is far more disgusting but then again what happens to the couch? Do you keep it in your house and let your guests sit on it?

Debate.

@moonbus said
@vivify

It’s a tough question, indeed. I think rather a lot depends on whether you intend to use the couch as a piece of furniture after that, and whether you will be entertaining any other guests on the same couch.

@vivify said
What if that pig was for dinner? You can't just waste an entire pig. There are starving kids in China.

@vivify said
Which is worse: shagging the skull of a dead pig or a couch?

A dead pig is far more disgusting but then again what happens to the couch? Do you keep it in your house and let your guests sit on it?

Debate.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
This has been covered before'
The couch shagging story was invented by a demtard and is not true. It was debunked the day it came out.
Only scummy liars with no sense of honor repeat it.
Like Tim Walz.
And now you.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
This has been covered before'
The couch shagging story was invented by a demtard and is not true. It was debunked the day it came out.
Only scummy liars with no sense of honor repeat it.
Like Tim Walz.
And now you.

@shavixmir
No snappy comeback from that commie.