Debate Relief Thread

This is not a debate so I may be in error putting it in the debates forum... But... I thought could be a good idea to have a little light relief in this forum. For all those who may be getting hot under the collar, taking themselves a little too seriously or are just in search of some light hearted diversion.

This thread is intended for everyone, no matter what your views on God, Termites, Iraq, Jelly babies, UFOs, Drugs, Sex, Cabbages or Kings.

Please feel free to post jokes, gags, funny stories, etc for the general amusement of all RHP's debators.

Any subject, long or short. It don't really matter as long as your not being serious. 😵

Its my idea so I'll start..


Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled under by a strong currant.


Phone answering machine message... If you want to buy marijuana, please press the hash key...


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.


An ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


Man at the doctors : "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my a*se"
Doc : "How's that?"
Man : "Don't you start!"

Has your wife/girlfriend put on weight over the festive period?

If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning and then another 3 miles in the evening.

By the end of the week the fat btich will be 42 miles away..

😉

man sees 3 blondes in a bar he says would you like to hear a blonde joke . the first says im a body builder, she is a kung fu black belt, and she is a boxer, so the man says well i wont repeat it three times.