Demons, not Aliens

That's what the man in line for the Presidency thinks:

"He then suggested that the concept of aliens was a human attempt to explain the unexplainable, saying that he believes it’s a different force behind the phenomena.

“I don’t think they’re aliens, I think they’re demons anyway, but that’s a longer discussion,” Vance said, "

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5806206-vance-obsessed-ufo-mystery/?tbref=hp

So are UFOs just chariots of demons whizzing around the atmosphere on vacation from Hell?

Let's have that "longer discussion" right here on RHP.

If you go by the official story that aliens have never come here then where did these observations come from? What caused the phenomena?

@AThousandYoung said
If you go by the official story that aliens have never come here then where did these observations come from? What caused the phenomena?

@no1marauder said
From the same place "demons" came from i.e. people's imaginations.

@shavixmir said
Oh look! Over there!
There’s something I can’t explain… must be a demon or a UFO!

Or maybe just teenage demons in UFO’s popping by this rock to scare the bejesus out of hillbillies and trailer trash.

Seemingly, in the 19th century, UFO sightings claimed that they saw large zeppelin like space ships with loads of lights.
Seriously.

Well, when one sort of puts 1 and 1 together, it doesn’t really add up to aliens.

On a side note. True story: I was once lying in bed, the lights off, but the clothes cupboard was open. And I swear to God, I saw a severes head, right there in the cupboard.
Now, there was no reason a severed head would be in my clothing cupboard, but that’s what it look like.

“Don’t be silly Shav!” I said to myself (obviously by my real name, not like I talk to myself in third person avatar… that would just be strange…
And I sure as hell wasn’t going to get out of bed for it either. There was no way that could be a head. So, I turned over and tried to sleep. But everytime I looked, I swear the head was looking at me.
So, I shifted positions and everything, but it kept looking like a severed head.

Now, a nasty little thought crept into my brain… say it was a head… then someone put it there. And if they out it there, there must be a reason for it. They could even still be in the house!
But, earlier I’d already turned all the lights off, so the only place they could be was under the bed.

But, I sure as hell wasn’t going to embarass myself by looking under the bed like scared little 5 year old.

And that severed head kept gazing at me.

Eventually, I jumped out of bed, shouting, sprinted to the light switch and turned it on.
Obviously there was nothing under the bed. And obviously the severed head was just a pile of clothes (unfolded… so, yeah, I was living alone at the time.”

Meekish and full of shame, I went back to bed.

The moral of the story? Don’t believe everything your brain tells you and buy yourself a bedside lamp.

@wildgrass said
It's human nature.

Gods, superheroes, dragons, aliens, reptoids, etc. all useful descriptors of the unknown.

@no1marauder said
We seem to have reached the point where the Vice President of the United States declaring he intends to "get to the bottom of" what he believes are demon incursions barely rates a collective shrug.

@wildgrass said
Yeah, that's about right. After all, it's Obama's fault we're in this demon mess in the first place. He let in all the demons, remember? They walked right in. The demons then fabricated all those fraudulent votes in 2020 too, stole the election for Hunter Biden, you must remember that. The demons took over the vote machines and dumped a bunch of bags of votes in the trash o ...[text shortened]... talking head of FoxNews is here, running government now, he'll get to the bottom of it. Stay tuned.

@wildgrass said
It's human nature.

Gods, superheroes, dragons, aliens, reptoids, etc. all useful descriptors of the unknown.

@sonhouse said
Pretty sick for someone with a Harvard education. What a sick SOB.

@wildgrass said
There are always two options, either he's stupid or lying.

The demons ate hunter Bidens laptop.