Did the Clintons do it

@earl-of-trumps said
- Mrs. Clinton
- in the hallway
- with the candlestick

yup. works.

Wait a second....
Bill
In the library
With a club
............ya' think?

@beowulf said
Too much alcohol or meds and she fell down the stairs.

Even a little bit can get a woman in her 70's inebriated.

And you'd need a lot of it to forget having been in bed with the Cheeto Insurrectionist.