Elon burned his junk making love to a kitchen appliance

AThousandYoung

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25 Mar 25 21:12

AThousandYoung

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25 Mar 25 21:12

Lol

~~My King And I~~

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25 Mar 25 21:22

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AThousandYoung

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25 Mar 25 21:23

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@My-King-And-I

This is all I got so far

It’s the Onion, I got tricked 🙁

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sh76

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26 Mar 25 13:50

Don't feel bad. The Chinese state media once got fooled by The Onion and reported that Congress threatened to leave Washington unless they were built a new Capitol building.

moonbus

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27 Mar 25 13:02

@AThousandYoung said
@My-King-And-I

This is all I got so far

youtube.com/shorts/ibBYdZc_2G0

It’s the Onion, I got tricked 🙁

Easy mistake to make. It's getting harder and harder for The Onion to make up weirder things than Elon and Trump are actually doing day in day out.