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EVOLUTION IS A LIE

EVOLUTION IS A LIE

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Evolution is a lie.

So is physics.

So is chemistry.

So is calculus.

The only real truth is contained in the Bible. Never mind - and I believe in God and Christ - but never mind that the Garden of Eden has never been found, nor the Ark. Never mind that no one else in the history of the world has ever been able to part a body of water bigger ...[text shortened]... plain things as best they could. And that's real truth. Not anything that's been done since.
Are you trying to say,that the only noise, was the spoken word: THE SPOKEN WORD OF GOD

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No, I think he was being sarcastic.

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Q How do you spell "wilful ignorance"?
A B-I-B-L-E-T-H-U-M-P-E-R

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Q How do you spell "wilful ignorance"?
A B-I-B-L-E-T-H-U-M-P-E-R
Ha! Thank you for making my day.😀😵

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Evolution is a lie.

So is physics.

So is chemistry.

So is calculus.

The only real truth is contained in the Bible. Never mind - and I believe in God and Christ - but never mind that the Garden of Eden has never been found, nor the Ark. Never mind that no one else in the history of the world has ever been able to part a body of water bigger ...[text shortened]... plain things as best they could. And that's real truth. Not anything that's been done since.
Evouloution is False? of course
http://evolution-facts.org/
http://www.pathlights.com/ce_encyclopedia/


The ark never been found? Not sure, check these links
http://www.arkdiscovery.com/noah%27s_ark.htm
http://old.tribnet.com/news/local/story/1377023p-1495710c.html
http://www.wyattarchaeology.com/noah.htm

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I say we eat religious people. That way, we save the animals, we don't have to hear them whine and we can still ea.....

Oh wait. That's vegetarians.

Well, that does put a whole new perspective on the matte.....

No. Wait. Let's just eat them anyway.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I say we eat religious people. That way, we save the animals, we don't have to hear them whine and we can still ea.....

Oh wait. That's vegetarians.

Well, that does put a whole new perspective on the matte.....

No. Wait. Let's just eat them anyway.
Not for me, they're too bitter.

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yep

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Not for me, they're too bitter.
Well played.
Although maybe with some spices....

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Evolution is a lie.

So is physics.

So is chemistry.

So is calculus.

The only real truth is contained in the Bible. Never mind - and I believe in God and Christ - but never mind that the Garden of Eden has never been found, nor the Ark. Never mind that no one else in the history of the world has ever been able to part a body of water bigger ...[text shortened]... plain things as best they could. And that's real truth. Not anything that's been done since.
Hey, whether u were serious or not, heres some food for thought (previous flesh eating puns not withstanding): Einstein believed that God USED physics to create the planet, then just allowed the planet to evolve....and had no input into its growth after Eve pissed him off and he wasn't having any fun anymore and just through his hands up and left the earth (and man) to its own devices.....

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
Are you trying to say,that the only noise, was the spoken word: THE SPOKEN WORD OF GOD
Your mum cooks socks in Hull!

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Originally posted by kingspawn43
Hey, whether u were serious or not, heres some food for thought (previous flesh eating puns not withstanding): Einstein believed that God USED physics to create the planet, then just allowed the planet to evolve....and had no input into its growth after Eve pissed him off and he wasn't having any fun anymore and just through his hands up and left the earth (and man) to its own devices.....
Excellent point. So many purponents of "creationism" think in a dicotomy. That is, if they can insert some doubt into the theory of evolution then the misguided masses have no choice but to see that God created the world as it is laid out in the book of Genesis. The possibility that God uses evolution is usually completely ignored. In the end it's not worth arguing over.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Your mum cooks socks in Hull!
Guess what?

I was going to write: "...and not one spelling mistake!"

I was almost proud of you lad. Then I noticed it took you nine edits to get that one sentence write.

I'm not gonna compliment you on your spelling, but I will recommend you, just for perseverance.


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OH MY GOD.

If there is one thing worse than being sarcastic about someone's spelling and making a spelling mistake yourself at the same time, it has to include private parts, rat traps and lots of pain.