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People from Florida are so dumb and insane it's coined the term "Florida Man". Here's a few recent stories:

https://www.aol.com/articles/87-unhinged-news-headlines-only-040004524.html

"Florida man tries to avoid arrest by hiding underwater pond, gets caught when he comes up for air," ---Newsweek

"Florida Man spits half-eaten food into woman's mouth during road rage incident"---Newsweek

"Florida woman arrested after beating husband with Mother's Day Bouquet"---WPXI

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CBS has a whole collection:

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/tag/florida-man/

Among them: "Florida man stands trial for allegedly shooting date after arguing over dinner bill"

and:

"Florida man charged for attempting to cross Atlantic in giant hamster wheel"


Another collection of Florida Man news stories:

https://floridaman.com/

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This is hilarious, but almost certainly caused by a unique records law that exists in Florida. It requires all police reports to be public basically immediately. So journalists can comb through those and do keyword searches for quick clickbait articles that are great for the internet.

People don't get into fist fights with alligators in Minnesota, but a ton of crazy stuff happens up there too. It's just not as easy to access the information.


@wildgrass said
This is hilarious, but almost certainly caused by a unique records law that exists in Florida. It requires all police reports to be public basically immediately. So journalists can comb through those and do keyword searches for quick clickbait articles that are great for the internet.

People don't get into fist fights with alligators in Minnesota, but a ton of crazy stuff happens up there too. It's just not as easy to access the information.
Didn't know that. Always figured the combination of extreme heat and meth had something to do with it.


texas man rides rattlesnake from abilene to lubbock, skateboard style
sets guinness world record
only gets bit twice

florida man, bah!
alligators, bah!

we gots cowboys dumber than the president


@rookie54 said
texas man rides rattlesnake from abilene to lubbock, skateboard style
sets guinness world record
only gets bit twice

florida man, bah!
alligators, bah!

we gots cowboys dumber than the president
I’m pretty sure that no state has cornered of the market on stupid. Still, there are a few standout states. Texas is one of them.

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Florida Woman Arrested for Intentionally Killing Eleven Ducklings:

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@vivify said
Florida Woman Arrested for Intentionally Killing Eleven Ducklings:

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Florida man on a hoverboard pulling a jet ski with a dog on it.

https://x.com/i/status/2050029972643868754