Originally posted by EsotericThe best thing about Australians is that they are so well balanced.....................they have a chip on both shoulders!
Bad: John Howard, Peter Costello and even worse, Kim Beazley.
Bad: Our binge drinking culture.
Bad: Our loud yobbo culture.
Bad: Our fascination with Neighbours.
Bad: Most of our AFL footballers with ego's the size of mountains.
Bad: Our media coverage is very government biased.
Bad: Every animal wants to kill us (even the frickin Platypus is poisonou ...[text shortened]... Thongs (flip flops)
Good: The Weather
Good: Alby Mangles
Anyone want to add their opinon?
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"