Notice! Disclaimer follows: These ideas and opinions are stated in a fashion and using a method commonly known as Sarcasm. DO NOT MISTAKE IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
Congratulations Usama! My heart was overjoyed at the wonderful birthday present that the people of Europe gave you on your birthday. What a wonderful day March 14, 1957 was when your dear mother brought you into the world. May Allah be praised! And March 14, 2004! Praise Allah for it!
To say that I am happy for you is an understatement. What a joy it was to see such a brilliant move by you and your wonderfully brave soldiers. Sheer genius. The day before the election. To use cowardice as such a tool! In one bold and wonderful act you kill hundreds of the infidel and destroy one of only a handful of men on the planet who dare to oppose you!
Where did you get the idea of saying it was In retaliation for helping the US in Iraq? Again, my admiration knows no bounds. You sir... are an absolute genius! Using the hatred of the infidels of the US like that. But they are now small fry. We can clean them out later. They will be little or no hinderance to us. To the contrary! They are probably going to be of great value to us in utilizing their hatred of the US to allow us to use them. All we have to do is unite the cowards in America to them in their hatred of the Satan Bush! I just can't state my admiration for your plan enough.
And the Idiot Bush and the evil Blair... the great satans! The fools days are numbered. As easily as you disposed of Aznar! Hah! My heard delights in having his own people as your tool. Just as in The Evil lands of Brittain and America! How great and glorious is Gods plan. How wonderful you are my brother. Great will be the day when you turn Gods might against Bush and Blair in the same manner! The godless minions in the US are being manipulated to gods purpose. They are marching against your enemy! Praise be to Allah!
Our plans against the evil Great Brittain are on schedule. As easily as we destroyed Aznar, I am more confident daily. Satan Blair will soon be finished! God willing, we will kill hundreds of the infidels! The evil US will fall without their evil strangle hold on the godless British!
Soon, my brother. It will be as we have planned. THERE IS BUT ONE GOD.
Muhammed The Baby Killer
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ps... I still worry about those damned Aussies. Do you have any ideas on destroying them? Bali was a great stroke for God, but they seem indifferent to following anyone or anything. Might be a real problem if we can't find a hurd of cowards we can manipulate like we have done so brilliantly in Europe and the US. What do you think of importing a million Kiwis into Australia? That would weaken them quite a bit. Just a thought.
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Originally posted by StarValleyWydon't worry about us damn aussies - very few of us ever wanted to be involved in the iraq thing - that was just our crazy government.
ps... I still worry about those damned Aussies.
What do you think of importing a million Kiwis into Australia? That would weaken them quite a bit. Just a thought.
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because it happenned away from the election times they got away with an unpopular war.
as for kiwis weakening us - i would consider them a form of weapon on par with an f16 or abrams.
Originally posted by dylI couldn't help but take a swap at the Kiwi's. The five days I spent there were the worst five days of my life. Absolute hell because of the rudeness of the people. So... REVENGE! If I had met even one out of a hundred people there who would have bothered to speak with me, I might feel differently. All I got was harsh curses and an occasional finger salute. I'm sure they think about as much of the US as we do of them. I spent a couple of weeks in Australia and never met a person who wasn't willing to answer questions and offer help.
Already been done. Check out Bondi.