Heighten threat levels in Europe.

Heighten threat levels in Europe.

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Steamin transies

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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also,the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terroralert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in Franceare "Surrender" and "Collaborate."
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:"Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the otherhand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.

These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Doug Stanhope

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lmao! hilarious!

I've always thought Germans singing are a little bit frightening.

Lord

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Originally posted by Merk
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized fr ...[text shortened]... avy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Ironically only 5 people died in the great fire...

silicon valley

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monty python? ...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
monty python? ...
http://www.tartfromhell.com/

Amongst others!

Trying to pass it off as his own work. Tut tut!!

This has made me ever so slightly irked.

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..and the Americans have upped theirs from the usual "Paranoid" to "Nuke the bastards!"

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Steamin transies

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Originally posted by mancityboy
http://www.tartfromhell.com/

Amongst others!

Trying to pass it off as his own work. Tut tut!!

This has made me ever so slightly irked.
Sorry. My bad. Someone forwarded it to me this morning. I don't know who the original author is. Didn't think it mattered. Guess I need to brush up on my eddiket. Sorry.

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Originally posted by Merk
Sorry. My bad. Someone forwarded it to me this morning. I don't know who the original author is. Didn't think it mattered. Guess I need to brush up on my eddiket. Sorry.
No worries! It is funny though.