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Helmans VS Miracle Whip

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I know one is a salad dressing, but why even use it. There is nothing worse in the world than to take a bite of potato salad and find out you've been duped, (except maybe biting into a sweet pickle expecting dill).
It is a fact that Miracle whip has no place anywhere in food!πŸ˜›

Mike

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Originally posted by rapalla7
I know one is a salad dressing, but why even use it. There is nothing worse in the world than to take a bite of potato salad and find out you've been duped, (except maybe biting into a sweet pickle expecting dill).
It is a fact that Miracle whip has no place anywhere in food!πŸ˜›

Mike
I agree MikeπŸ™‚...The stuff is a crime against humanity

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Originally posted by Bobla45
I agree MikeπŸ™‚...The stuff is a crime against humanity
I hate when something happens like Miracle Whip on a sandwich when you clearly asked for Mayo!

No, no, no, no, no!

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Also, there is nothing to debate here... "Everyone knows that Miracle Whip stinKs!"

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I hate when something happens like Miracle Whip on a sandwich when you clearly asked for Mayo!

No, no, no, no, no!

😠

Also, there is nothing to debate here... "Everyone knows that Miracle Whip stinKs!"

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Everyone except me, never heard of it. Is it some LAME ASS american fast /processed/convenience food that we'll no doubt be bombarded with in the near future?

Previous offenders being;

Cheese strings (why don't they taste of cheese? Maybe cos in order to make them go into little strings they found they couldn't actually use cheese!)

Pop Tarts (lovely crispy cake things with a LAVA like boiling excuse for jam inside)

Chocolate cereal (Doesn't matter what brand, they took a very health meal enjoyed by people all round the world and turned it into a night out at the cinema with £15 worth of gummy sweets)

Chocolate toothpaste (no comment)



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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Everyone except me, never heard of it. Is it some LAME ASS american fast /processed/convenience food that we'll no doubt be bombarded with in the near future?

Previous offenders being;

Cheese strings (why don't they taste of cheese? Maybe cos in order to make them go into little strings they found they couldn't actually use cheese!)

Pop Tar ...[text shortened]... out at the cinema with £15 worth of gummy sweets)

Chocolate toothpaste (no comment)



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Not true Miracle whip has been around longer than fast food. It is lame ass though (no fight there).

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Everyone except me, never heard of it. Is it some LAME ASS american fast /processed/convenience food that we'll no doubt be bombarded with in the near future?

Previous offenders being;

Cheese strings (why don't they taste of cheese? Maybe cos in order to make them go into little strings they found they couldn't actually use cheese!)

Pop Tar ...[text shortened]... out at the cinema with £15 worth of gummy sweets)

Chocolate toothpaste (no comment)



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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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Also, there is nothing to debate here... "Everyone knows that Miracle Whip stinKs!"

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Even people who never heard of it!!!! Nice product.

So who does eat it??? Someone must.... Unless!

Hmmmm.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Originally posted by Phlabibit
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Also, there is nothing to debate here... "Everyone knows that Miracle Whip stinKs!"

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Even people who never heard of it!!!! Nice product.

So who does eat it??? Someone must.... Unless!

Hmmmm.[/b]
I eat Miracle whip since I'm kid... and it's pretty good when you're use to it!! 😏 It's delicious with potato and of course in a salad. But I must admit that real mayo is better with french fries and sandwiches.

Yan

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Originally posted by Danforth
I eat Miracle whip since I'm kid... and it's pretty good when you're use to it!! 😏 It's delicious with potato and of course in a salad. But I must admit that real mayo is better with french fries and sandwiches.

Yan
This will Not do.

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Originally posted by Bobla45
I agree MikeπŸ™‚...The stuff is a crime against humanity
I would say a crime against cows, as well...although probably not as much many other dairy products.

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So it's a fake mayonaise type substitute, that sounds less healthy and less tasty, and has little or no advantages in its use over real mayo?

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Originally posted by DreamlaX
So it's a fake mayonaise type substitute, that sounds less healthy and less tasty, and has little or no advantages in its use over real mayo?
The helmans tastes more like eggs, and the miracle whip is sweet and nastyπŸ˜› They sit next to each other on the shelves at the store, but people just lack good upbringing and good sense. I live in the Midwest and it is like Russian roulette every time you go to a pot luck. It is very disturbing.

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Originally posted by rapalla7
I know one is a salad dressing, but why even use it. There is nothing worse in the world than to take a bite of potato salad and find out you've been duped, (except maybe biting into a sweet pickle expecting dill).
It is a fact that Miracle whip has no place anywhere in food!πŸ˜›

Mike
Now you tell me! Cripes!

I was raised thinking that if you can afford fat in the form of a "miracle", you done died and gone to heaven.

By the way... What is Helmans? Never heard of it! One of those fancy french things? πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Now you tell me! Cripes!

I was raised thinking that if you can afford fat in the form of a "miracle", you done died and gone to heaven.

By the way... What is Helmans? Never heard of it! One of those fancy french things? πŸ˜•
SVW... Helmans 'Real' Mayonnaise...

From what I understand, West of the Mississippi they call it just "Real" Mayonnaise.... Helman's might be on the label someplace... but not in big print like we get it.

Not sure why, but that is what I've heard.

Ever heard of Real?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
SVW... Helmans 'Real' Mayonnaise...

From what I understand, West of the Mississippi they call it just "Real" Mayonnaise.... Helman's might be on the label someplace... but not in big print like we get it.

Not sure why, but that is what I've heard.

Ever heard of Real?

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Everyone except me, never heard of it. Is it some LAME ASS american fast /processed/convenience food that we'll no doubt be bombarded with in the near future?

Previous offenders being;

Cheese strings (why don't they taste of cheese? Maybe cos in order to make them go into little strings they found they couldn't actually use cheese!)

Pop Tar ...[text shortened]... out at the cinema with £15 worth of gummy sweets)

Chocolate toothpaste (no comment)



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You can buy chocolate toothpaste?
WHERE???